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title: "2 Whores Mother Quotes by 1 author"
description: "Browse 2 Whores Mother quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Whores Mother sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Please, boy. Let’s not start out with either of us insulting the other’s intelligence. There are only three people in life you can never fool—pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother’s dead, I’ve taken her place. Hence, I’m bullshit-proof.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/please-boy-let-s-not-start-out-with-either-of-us-insulting-the-other/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/there-are-only-three-people-in-life-you-can-never-fool-pawnbrokers/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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