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title: "3 Whoopee Cushion Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Whoopee Cushion quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Whoopee Cushion sayings and thoughts."
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> [Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wally-lamb/life-is-a-whoopee-cushion-a-chair-pulled-away-just-as-you-were-taking/)

[Wally Lamb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wally-lamb/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/wally-lamb-1817_chairs_life-is-a-whoopee-cushion-a-chair-pulled_181892.png)

> [If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whoopi-goldberg/if-you-get-a-little-gassy-you-ve-got-to-let-it-go-so-people-used-to/)

[Whoopi Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whoopi-goldberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f4/whoopi-goldberg-3323_cushions_if-you-get-a-little-gassy-you-ve-got-to_2040252.jpg)

> [A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/a-whoopee-cushion-filled-with-gravy-adds-a-hilarious-new-dimension-to/)

[Thegr81](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thegr81/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/734/thegr81-14099_epic-quotes_a-whoopee-cushion-filled-with-gravy-adds_2251861.jpg)

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