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> [I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-will-wear-whatever-and-blow-whomever-i-want-as-long-as-i-can/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

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## More by Samantha Jones

> [All married couples stop having sex eventually.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/all-married-couples-stop-having-sex-eventually/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-take-offense-at-that-generalisation-not-all-women-sit-around-and/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-think-i-have-monogamy-i-caught-it-from-you-people/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-m-paying-a-fortune-to-live-in-a-neighbouhood-that-s-trendy-by-day/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/emotional-is-just-code-for-i-don-t-want-to-hire-a-woman/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/well-its-tedious-and-the-sex-is-dwindeling-so-from-what-i-ve-heard-yes/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/well-i-ll-admit-i-have-had-to-polish-myself-off-once-or-twice-but-yes/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/he-s-a-guy-they-don-t-talk-they-fight-it-s-all-that-crazy-testosterone/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-will-wear-whatever-and-blow-whomever-i-want-as-long-as-i-can/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Transexuals. Chicks with d\*\*ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/transexuals-chicks-with-d-ks-boobs-on-top-balls-down-below/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/i-don-t-believe-in-the-republican-party-or-the-democratic-party-i/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/oh-come-on-if-you-re-going-to-get-a-vibrator-at-least-get-one-called/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/hi-my-name-is-samantha-and-i-am-a-love-aholic/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Hello, 911? I'm on fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/hello-911-i-m-on-fire/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

> [Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-jones/be-damn-sure-before-you-get-off-the-ferris-wheel-because-there-are/)

[Samantha Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-jones/)

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