--- title: "13 Who Quotes By Julie Klausner" description: "13 Who quotes by Julie Klausner. Plus more from Julie Klausner and more Who sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/julie-klausner-9138_bigger_in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-wh_359261.jpg" --- > [In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-who-need-to-make-a-proposal-a/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/julie-klausner-9138_bigger_in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-wh_359261.jpg) > [I don't make money doing my podcast. I've learned that people want to hire creative people who are already doing something when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-don-t-make-money-doing-my-podcast-i-ve-learned-that-people-want-to/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96d/julie-klausner-9138_approach_i-don-t-make-money-doing-my-podcast-i-ve_1520616.jpg) > [Feminism was for women, and men never had an equivalent movement or discourse in its wake, so of course the sons of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/feminism-was-for-women-and-men-never-had-an-equivalent-movement-or/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/julie-klausner-9138_alike_feminism-was-for-women-and-men-never-had_782867.jpg) > [This is not what anyone wants to hear, just like somebody who wants to lose weight doesn't want to hear 'diet and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/this-is-not-what-anyone-wants-to-hear-just-like-somebody-who-wants-to/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/534/julie-klausner-9138_abstaining_this-is-not-what-anyone-wants-to-hear-ju_760032.jpg) > [I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for 'A Mighty Wind,' which is my favorite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-would-love-to-interview-michael-mckean-and-his-wife-who-wrote-the/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ae/julie-klausner-9138_any_i-would-love-to-interview-michael-mckean_3113128.jpg) > [I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-think-when-it-comes-to-women-who-write-or-who-fancy-ourselves-hip/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/260/julie-klausner-9138_being_i-think-when-it-comes-to-women-who-write_415514.jpg) > [The modern model of misogyny has to do with marginalizing people who are sexual and thinking of them as dumb, or not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/the-modern-model-of-misogyny-has-to-do-with-marginalizing-people-who/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/julie-klausner-9138_before_the-modern-model-of-misogyny-has-to-do-w_1383527.jpg) > [Every once in awhile you get encouragement, or you get something that isn't competitive or guilt-inducing from your peers, and it just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encouragement-or-you-get-something-that/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/julie-klausner-9138_awhile_every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encourageme_3091128.jpg) > [I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-have-never-been-one-for-musicians-i-know-girls-are-supposed-to-go/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baf/julie-klausner-9138_ability_i-have-never-been-one-for-musicians-i-kn_173101.jpg) > [Frances McDormand is my favorite actor. I don't know if that's relevant. But she's a person who plays people. In other words,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/frances-mcdormand-is-my-favorite-actor-i-don-t-know-if-that-s/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/julie-klausner-9138_actor_frances-mcdormand-is-my-favorite-actor-i_901479.jpg) > [I didn't write my book, 'I Don't Care About Your Band,' in order to give women a brand-new set of dating rules…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-didn-t-write-my-book-i-don-t-care-about-your-band-in-order-to-give/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/julie-klausner-9138_abide_i-didn-t-write-my-book-i-don-t-care-abou_2507399.jpg) > [So, things aren't clicking with this sweet guy who keeps calling you. So what? Things like chemistry and fate and all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/so-things-aren-t-clicking-with-this-sweet-guy-who-keeps-calling-you/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/532/julie-klausner-9138_actually_so-things-aren-t-clicking-with-this-swee_680065.jpg) > [Oh, yeah, I did the online dating thing. I did Nerve, I did Match. On Nerve there was this one guy who,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/oh-yeah-i-did-the-online-dating-thing-i-did-nerve-i-did-match-on/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/144/julie-klausner-9138_asked_oh-yeah-i-did-the-online-dating-thing-i_2807065.jpg) ## Other authors on Who ## More by Julie Klausner > [I've tried open-ended jobs and found myself incredibly unhappy. I don't like the monomania of showing up every day and doing the same thing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-ve-tried-open-ended-jobs-and-found-myself-incredibly-unhappy-i-don/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/when-i-first-started-on-twitter-a-relative-asked-aren-t-you-concerned/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when they sing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-have-never-been-one-for-musicians-i-know-girls-are-supposed-to-go/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [“Pam (from The Office) is not intimidating, like one of those women who wears makeup and tailored clothes, and has a good job that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/pam-from-the-office-is-not-intimidating-like-one-of-those-women-who/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-who-need-to-make-a-proposal-a/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/what-else-don-t-women-like-besides-the-three-stooges-tom-waits-being/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for being overly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-think-when-it-comes-to-women-who-write-or-who-fancy-ourselves-hip/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [“But more than anything, as a little girl, I wanted to be exactly like Miss Piggy. She was ma heroine. I was a plucky…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/but-more-than-anything-as-a-little-girl-i-wanted-to-be-exactly-like/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/it-s-important-to-remember-that-mark-david-chapman-really-set-a-lot/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [I look forward to the day when being called 'another Monica Lewinsky' refers to the hard work behind a master's degree in social psychology…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/i-look-forward-to-the-day-when-being-called-another-monica-lewinsky/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [If you are making money writing, you are doing great. If you can support yourself writing, you are a success. I don't care if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/if-you-are-making-money-writing-you-are-doing-great-if-you-can/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [The only thing that's a challenge for me is not working. I get depressed when I'm not in motion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/the-only-thing-that-s-a-challenge-for-me-is-not-working-i-get/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [So, things aren't clicking with this sweet guy who keeps calling you. So what? Things like chemistry and fate and all the rest actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/so-things-aren-t-clicking-with-this-sweet-guy-who-keeps-calling-you/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [“The trick to realize that the boys who talk so much about being rejected that it seems like the’re proud of it aren’t necessarily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/the-trick-to-realize-that-the-boys-who-talk-so-much-about-being/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) > [This is not what anyone wants to hear, just like somebody who wants to lose weight doesn't want to hear 'diet and exercise,' but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/this-is-not-what-anyone-wants-to-hear-just-like-somebody-who-wants-to/) [Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/who/julie-klausner/#itemlist", "name": "13 Who Quotes By Julie Klausner", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julie Klausner" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-who-need-to-make-a-proposal-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/julie-klausner-9138_bigger_in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-wh_359261.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/julie-klausner-9138_bigger_in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-wh_359261.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/julie-klausner-9138_bigger_in-all-seriousness-i-don-t-get-people-wh_359261.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.” — Julie Klausner", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't make money doing my podcast. 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There are people who make your life and your work better, and that's something I'm incredibly grateful for.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julie Klausner" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encouragement-or-you-get-something-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/julie-klausner-9138_awhile_every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encourageme_3091128.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/julie-klausner-9138_awhile_every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encourageme_3091128.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/julie-klausner-9138_awhile_every-once-in-awhile-you-get-encourageme_3091128.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Every once in awhile you get encouragement, or you get something that isn't competitive or guilt-inducing…” — Julie Klausner", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have never been one for musicians. 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