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> [There's no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They're going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/there-s-no-white-comic-that-sells-tickets-to-black-people-like-me/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

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## More by Gary Owen

> [Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/even-if-its-a-white-crowd-i-tell-my-jokes-for-the-four-black-people/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [I just want a big HBO special or a network or somebody willing to get behind my work and promote it. The most frustrating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/i-just-want-a-big-hbo-special-or-a-network-or-somebody-willing-to-get/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/everything-i-do-i-go-to-black-people-if-i-have-a-problem-at-the/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [There's still people who think me being married to a sista is an act. What, you think I'd make that up for a persona?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/there-s-still-people-who-think-me-being-married-to-a-sista-is-an-act/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [There's no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They're going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/there-s-no-white-comic-that-sells-tickets-to-black-people-like-me/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/even-if-it-s-a-white-crowd-i-tell-my-jokes-for-the-four-black-people/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

> [I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-owen/i-always-wonder-if-my-kids-will-say-they-re-mixed-or-black/)

[Gary Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-owen/)

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