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> [A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/a-golf-ball-is-white-dimpled-like-a-bishop-s-knees-and-is-the-size-of/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

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## More by Frank Muir

> [It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/it-has-been-said-that-a-bride-s-attitude-towards-her-betrothed-can-be/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/the-golden-rule-when-reading-the-menu-is-if-you-cannot-pronounce-it/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/the-speeches-to-be-wary-of-are-those-that-begin-with-i-m-just-going/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/strategy-is-buying-a-bottle-of-fine-wine-when-you-take-a-lady-out-for/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/wit-is-a-weapon-jokes-are-a-masculine-way-of-inflicting-superiority/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/a-golf-ball-is-white-dimpled-like-a-bishop-s-knees-and-is-the-size-of/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/hotel-tea-is-when-you-have-to-mix-together-a-plastic-envelope/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [“Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/infamy-infamy-they-ve-all-got-it-in-for-me/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/some-breakfast-food-manufacturer-hit-upon-the-simple-notion-of/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

> [The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-muir/the-glances-over-cocktails-that-seem-to-be-so-sweet-don-t-seem-quite/)

[Frank Muir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-muir/)

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