--- title: "4 Whiskey Quotes By Sara Gruen" description: "4 Whiskey quotes by Sara Gruen. Plus more from Sara Gruen and more Whiskey sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ea/sara-gruen-3385_funny_i-m-glad-has-promised-three-dollars-and_494170.png" --- > [“I'm glad has promised three dollars and a bottle of Canadian whiskey to the man who puts on the best show. You've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/i-m-glad-has-promised-three-dollars-and-a-bottle-of-canadian-whiskey/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ea/sara-gruen-3385_funny_i-m-glad-has-promised-three-dollars-and_494170.png) > [All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/all-right-let-s-give-you-something-to-tell-your-grandkids-about-or/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7f/sara-gruen-3385_bottles_all-right-let-s-give-you-something-to-te_2098248.png) > [I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/i-am-further-back-surrounded-on-all-sides-by-wailing-men-their-faces/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a09/sara-gruen-3385_als_i-am-further-back-surrounded-on-all-side_2359454.jpg) > [Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/hey-shouts-camel-there-ain-t-no-woman-in-the-world-worth-two-bottles/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f8/sara-gruen-3385_bottles_hey-shouts-camel-there-ain-t-no-woman-in_2450727.png) ## Other authors on Whiskey - [Mark Twain 9 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-charles-bukowski-22166.jpg) Charles Bukowski 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/charles-bukowski/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-w-c-fields-1625.jpg) W. C. Fields 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/w-c-fields/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/nikhil-saluja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-ernest-hemingway-33795.jpg) Ernest Hemingway 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/ernest-hemingway/) ## More by Sara Gruen > [So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/so-what-if-i-m-ninety-three-so-what-if-i-m-ancient-and-cranky-and-my/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [The sky the sky- same as it always was.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/the-sky-the-sky-same-as-it-always-was/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/don-t-want-to-get-tipsy-and-break-a-hip/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [When two people are meant to be together, they will be together. It's fate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/when-two-people-are-meant-to-be-together-they-will-be-together-it-s/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/so-what-if-i-m-ninety-three-so-what-if-i-m-ancient-and-cranky-and-my-2/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [My platitudes don't hold their interest and I can hardly blame them for that. My real stories are all out of date. So what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/my-platitudes-don-t-hold-their-interest-and-i-can-hardly-blame-them/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“Then she turns to Midnight and perches delicately on his lowered back. He rises, arches his neck, and carries Marlena from the big top.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/then-she-turns-to-midnight-and-perches-delicately-on-his-lowered-back/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“And don’t miss Frank Otto, the world’s most tattooed man! Held hostage in the darkest jungles of Borneo and tried for a crime he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/and-don-t-miss-frank-otto-the-world-s-most-tattooed-man-held-hostage/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol?" "We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/how-is-it-that-everyone-on-this-train-has-so-much-alcohol-we-always/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“The person following is never in control, which she knows full well and which is exactly why she does it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/the-person-following-is-never-in-control-which-she-knows-full-well/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“I open the orangutan's door and set a pan of fruits, vegetables, and nuts on the floor. As I close it, her long arm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/i-open-the-orangutan-s-door-and-set-a-pan-of-fruits-vegetables-and/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [Being the survivor stinks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/being-the-survivor-stinks/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“He whispers in her ear, and she basks in his attention, trumpeting happily at the sight of him. Doesn't she remember?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/he-whispers-in-her-ear-and-she-basks-in-his-attention-trumpeting/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're spidery and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/a-gaggle-of-old-ladies-is-glued-to-the-window-at-the-end-of-the-hall/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) > [“age is a terrible theif”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/age-is-a-terrible-theif/) [Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whiskey/sara-gruen/#itemlist", "name": "4 Whiskey Quotes By Sara Gruen", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm glad has promised three dollars and a bottle of Canadian whiskey to the man who puts on the best show. 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