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title: "109 Whipped cream Quotes by 86 authors"
description: "Browse 109 Whipped cream quotes by 86 authors. Discover the best Whipped cream sayings and thoughts."
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> [I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-davidson/i-always-wanted-to-host-a-show-throw-whipped-cream-pies-theater-is/)

[Doug Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-davidson/)

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> [“You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ahmed-mostafa/you-re-a-shit-cake-with-cum-for-whipped-cream-and-dynamite-for-candles/)

[Ahmed Mostafa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ahmed-mostafa/)

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> [The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-greatest-secrets-are-always-hidden-in-the-most-unlikely-places/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [“Keep calm and don't forget the whipped cream.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quinn-loftis/keep-calm-and-don-t-forget-the-whipped-cream/)

[Quinn Loftis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quinn-loftis/)

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> [I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walt-disney/i-function-better-when-things-are-going-badly-than-when-they-re-as/)

[Walt Disney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walt-disney/)

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> [“Whipped cream can remind you why it's good to be alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-caletti/whipped-cream-can-remind-you-why-it-s-good-to-be-alive/)

[Deb Caletti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-caletti/)

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> [Cook it in the morning, sell it durin midday. Whipped cream the same color as your latte.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yung-joc/cook-it-in-the-morning-sell-it-durin-midday-whipped-cream-the-same/)

[Yung Joc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yung-joc/)

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> [Life is SO much better with whipped cream on top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-so-much-better-with-whipped-cream-on-top/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/whipped-cream-isn-t-whipped-cream-at-all-if-it-hasnt-been-whipped/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-always-write-a-chord-ugly-enough-to-say-what-you-want-to/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-what-are-you-in-the-mood-for-sunshine-how-about-naked-sunshine-al/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [If someone throws a pie at you, it's gotta stick. It's gotta be gooey. So you use a whipped cream pie. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soupy-sales/if-someone-throws-a-pie-at-you-it-s-gotta-stick-it-s-gotta-be-gooey/)

[Soupy Sales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soupy-sales/)

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> [If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-fournier/if-mitt-romney-is-vanilla-chris-christie-is-three-hefty-scoops-of/)

[Ron Fournier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-fournier/)

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> [ Putting Windows \[3.11\] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple \[horse poop\]. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcnealy/putting-windows-3-11-on-top-of-dos-is-like-putting-whipped-cream-on-a/)

[Scott McNealy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcnealy/)

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> [The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-vowell/the-modern-mocha-is-a-bittersweet-concoction-of-imperialism-genocide/)

[Sarah Vowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-vowell/)

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> [I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-ve-read-that-women-love-to-have-whipped-cream-licked-off-their/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [“And most of all, I wanted to my Kash. I wanted to be wrapped in his arms in our bed. I wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-mcadams/and-most-of-all-i-wanted-to-my-kash-i-wanted-to-be-wrapped-in-his/)

[Molly McAdams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-mcadams/)

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> [But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-ryan/but-i-d-like-the-pie-heated-and-i-don-t-want-the-ice-cream-on-top-i/)

[Meg Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-ryan/)

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> [“When the waitress comes, Leo orders pancakes with chocolate chips and strawberries, an omelet with sausage and peppers, French toast with powdered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-mass/when-the-waitress-comes-leo-orders-pancakes-with-chocolate-chips-and/)

[Wendy Mass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-mass/)

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> [I hate to tell you this, but I did not even like visiting Versailles. I found it just too ornate. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-lasky/i-hate-to-tell-you-this-but-i-did-not-even-like-visiting-versailles-i/)

[Kathryn Lasky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-lasky/)

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> [My mum didn't understand that education was an important thing. She couldn't do my homework with me. I was helping her read…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-rayner/my-mum-didn-t-understand-that-education-was-an-important-thing-she/)

[Angela Rayner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-rayner/)

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> [My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-moynihan/my-mom-makes-something-called-green-pie-which-i-thought-was-a/)

[Bobby Moynihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-moynihan/)

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> [I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terence-winter/i-guess-i-m-going-to-get-that-ice-cream-sundae-they-give-you-on-the/)

[Terence Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terence-winter/)

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> [Never in a million years would I want to live at Versailles with Marie Antoinette or anybody else. I hate to tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-lasky/never-in-a-million-years-would-i-want-to-live-at-versailles-with/)

[Kathryn Lasky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-lasky/)

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> [Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friends/ross-what-if-there-is-only-one-woman-for-everybody-you-know-what-if-i/)

[Friends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friends/)

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> [“I. Uzupełnij dialog. – Hello! What would you (1) …… to drink? (Dzień dobry! Czego się pan napije?) – I'll take (2)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-uzupe-nij-dialog-hello-what-would-you-1-to-drink-dzien-dobry-czego/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Messy females talk noise, stupid hoes chase boys, ignorant tricks follow dick and bad bitches get rich. Good girls are made of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diamond-makayla/messy-females-talk-noise-stupid-hoes-chase-boys-ignorant-tricks-2/)

Diamond Makayla

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> [“We drove to a place in Sandy Bay, right near the beach. They had so many things on the menu, but mostly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/favel-parrett/we-drove-to-a-place-in-sandy-bay-right-near-the-beach-they-had-so/)

Favel Parrett

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> [“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!” “Good for him!” Leo yelled back. “The Nereid said we should seek…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/percy-says-be-talked-to-a-nereid-in-charleston-harbor-good-for-him/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“Whether you're a bride or a birthday boy, your options are much the same. Cake comes in chocolate, yellow, or white. Frosting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacey-ballis/whether-you-re-a-bride-or-a-birthday-boy-your-options-are-much-the/)

[Stacey Ballis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacey-ballis/)

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> [“I ordered my favorite drink; vanilla iced blended coffee with whipped cream and caramel sauce on top. The whipped cream and caramel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-wiedmeier/i-ordered-my-favorite-drink-vanilla-iced-blended-coffee-with-whipped/)

Lisa Wiedmeier

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> [“What does that mean? The Party Ponies?” Leo had never met Chiron’s crazy centaur relatives, but he’d heard rumors of Nerf sword-fights,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-does-that-mean-the-party-ponies-leo-had-never-met-chiron-s-crazy/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“But then his tongue moved over me and started to lick the whipped cream over my sex, making my legs fall open,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-gadziala/but-then-his-tongue-moved-over-me-and-started-to-lick-the-whipped/)

[Jessica Gadziala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-gadziala/)

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> [“If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to-tell-you-they-love-you-to/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

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> [“In the evenings the family gathered at Kirkwood Hall. Sometimes Andrew cooked, sometimes Delphine. There was a bounty of vegetables from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-herrick/in-the-evenings-the-family-gathered-at-kirkwood-hall-sometimes-andrew/)

[Ellen Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-herrick/)

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> [“My mind was quickly consumed with thoughts of my girlfriend and all the good times we had had, like one of those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/my-mind-was-quickly-consumed-with-thoughts-of-my-girlfriend-and-all/)

[Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/)

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> [“The caneton took long enough that by the time it showed up, I was hungry again. It was two ducks, actually, tiny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-caneton-took-long-enough-that-by-the-time-it-showed-up-i-was/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“The damned alarm went off in the middle of the hottest fuck Nick had ever had. He came up out of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-grace/the-damned-alarm-went-off-in-the-middle-of-the-hottest-fuck-nick-had/)

[K.D. Grace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-grace/)

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> [“This isn't coffee," I accused immediately as the rich smell of chocolate met my nose, making me almost want to groan. Okay,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-gadziala/this-isn-t-coffee-i-accused-immediately-as-the-rich-smell-of/)

[Jessica Gadziala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-gadziala/)

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> [“I've never known anyone with the capacity for sugar that Adeena has. She'd demolished her waffles, which she'd drowned in syrup, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mia-p-manansala/i-ve-never-known-anyone-with-the-capacity-for-sugar-that-adeena-has/)

[Mia P. Manansala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mia-p-manansala/)

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                        "text": "Messy females talk noise, stupid hoes chase boys, ignorant tricks follow dick and bad bitches get rich. Good girls are made of sugar and spice, but I'm a bad bitch made of whipped cream and ice.. I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt. And I'll kick that hoe, punt. I'm a real bad bitch. Your man wanna see me and bitch you wanna be me. You know damn well you ain't a bad bitch. You just look bad, bitch. She ain't crying over no nigga she ain't weak man, the kinda bitch that put a real nigga on his feet man. I feel sorry for you, wishing you were a bad bitch when you're just a sad bitch. Godd daaamn hooe your ass is so fuckinq fake you maake barbie look real..!",
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                        "text": "“We drove to a place in Sandy Bay, right near the beach. They had so many things on the menu, but mostly they had lots of different types of pancakes. Pancakes with blueberries, pancakes with bacon and eggs, pancakes with baked banana and maple syrup. My brother’s serving had so much whipped cream on top that he had to dig a tunnel through the cream to get to the pancakes. He was full after about ten mouthfuls, and he seemed genuinely sad to leave so much behind. He’d tried his best but the pancakes had won.”",
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                        "text": "“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!” “Good for him!” Leo yelled back. “The Nereid said we should seek help from Chiron’s brothers.” “What does that mean? The Party Ponies?” Leo had never met Chiron’s crazy centaur relatives, but he’d heard rumors of Nerf sword-fights, root beer-chugging contests, and Super Soakers filled with pressurized whipped cream. “Not sure,” Annabeth said. “But I’ve got coordinates. Can you input latitude and longitude in this thing?” “I can input star charts and order you a smoothie, if you want. Of course I can do latitude and longitude!”",
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                        "text": "“Whether you're a bride or a birthday boy, your options are much the same. Cake comes in chocolate, yellow, or white. Frosting comes in chocolate or vanilla buttercream, or you can opt for whipped cream. Fillings are either chocolate or vanilla custard, fresh bananas, or strawberries or raspberries in season. For birthday cakes, you can have either flowers or balloons in your choice of colors. For wedding cakes, you can add either fondant or marzipan covering, or either smooth or basket-weave buttercream, in white or ivory, with either pearl-like dots or ribbony swags made of frosting, and fondant faux flowers are extra.”",
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                        "text": "“This isn't coffee,\" I accused immediately as the rich smell of chocolate met my nose, making me almost want to groan. Okay, I totally wanted to groan. Just not in front of him. Fine, I absolutely wanted to groan in front of him. But in a private setting with his hands and mouth all over me. \"Figured you needed a pick-me-up.\" \"You told me you wouldn't give me something like this again. Not even if I begged,\" I reminded him. \"Well, it's made with water, not full-fat milk and there is only a tiny bit of whipped cream,\" he said, casual as could be. Which was why I took a sip as he leaned across the counter toward me, not thinking anything of it. Until he went ahead and added in a voice low enough that only the two of us could hear, \"And the next time you beg me for something, Maddy, it's gonna be my cock.\" I nearly choked to death. And he just casually walked away, wiping the counter.”",
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                        "text": "“I've never known anyone with the capacity for sugar that Adeena has. She'd demolished her waffles, which she'd drowned in syrup, and then ordered a slice of triple chocolate tuxedo pie, another sugar bomb. If I ate the way she'd did, I'd have lost a foot to diabetes by now. Martha slid our desserts in front of us, and Adeena and I hummed in appreciation after taking our first bites. The lemon icebox cake was cold and creamy, with a background sweetness and a whole lot of tang. As I often did when sampling delicious desserts, I tried to deconstruct what was in it. Graham crackers, cream cheese, whipped cream, and a ton of lemon curd seemed to be the basis of the recipe. Similar to the ginger calamansi pie I'd made, but simpler and no-bake, if I decided to buy the graham crackers instead of making my own. Definitely worth experimenting with, as I had a jar of calamansi curd tucked away in the fridge just begging to be used. I made a note on my phone later, maybe as a summer offering. As per usual when eating out, Adeena and I swapped plates so we could taste each other's desserts. \"What do you think, girls?\" I grinned at Martha. \"Delicious. I love how the lemon cake is sweet and tangy, but you don't go too far in either direction.\" Adeena added, \"It's the perfect counterpoint to my chocolate pie, which is divine, by the way. Rich, creamy, and so satisfying.”",
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