--- title: "13 Wells Quotes By Louis C. K" description: "13 Wells quotes by Louis C. K. Plus more from Louis C. K and more Wells sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/444/louis-c-k-1150_computers_i-ve-always-benefited-from-knowing-machi_3063380.png" --- > [I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-ve-always-benefited-from-knowing-machines-well-because-it-s-freedom/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/444/louis-c-k-1150_computers_i-ve-always-benefited-from-knowing-machi_3063380.png) > [When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-people-are-getting-richer-and-richer-but-they-re-not-actually/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31f/louis-c-k-1150_ends_when-people-are-getting-richer-and-riche_454251.png) > [When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-got-divorced-i-thought-well-there-goes-my-act/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/629/louis-c-k-1150_act_when-i-got-divorced-i-thought-well-there_319845.png) > [Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/well-when-i-was-younger-i-lied-all-the-time-because-once-you/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c4/louis-c-k-1150_lied_well-when-i-was-younger-i-lied-all-the-t_2355416.jpg) > [I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-one-reason-tv-has-always-done-well-is-because-there-is/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/louis-c-k-1150_always_i-think-one-reason-tv-has-always-done-we_2049145.png) > [Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/whenever-i-ve-encountered-a-christian-saying-why-don-t-you-stop/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2df/louis-c-k-1150_christian_whenever-i-ve-encountered-a-christian-sa_2532969.jpg) > [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf6/louis-c-k-1150_christian_there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilificatio_67717.png) > [Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/comedians-work-great-as-actors-because-they-re-good-under-pressure/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6da/louis-c-k-1150_actors_comedians-work-great-as-actors-because-t_1461393.jpg) > [My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/my-last-name-is-szekely-sounds-like-saykay-when-i-was-a-little-kid-i/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99b/louis-c-k-1150_camps_my-last-name-is-szekely-sounds-like-sayk_3224830.jpg) > [Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them; I watch them because they’re compelling.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/well-i-think-likability-is-an-overused-word-i-don-t-watch-people/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/361/louis-c-k-1150_causes_well-i-think-likability-is-an-overused-w_2616861.png) > [I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-don-t-trust-any-of-it-every-time-i-read-something-about-how/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a65/louis-c-k-1150_be-good_i-just-don-t-trust-any-of-it-every-time_1940286.jpg) > [I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-was-driving-in-manhattan-there-s-traffic-nobody-s-moving-the-guy/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ba/louis-c-k-1150_arguing_i-was-driving-in-manhattan-there-s-traff_2780012.png) > [I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-was-talking-to-my-friend-and-he-said-his-girlfriend-was-mad-at-him/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/louis-c-k-1150_comedy_i-was-talking-to-my-friend-and-he-said-h_1282025.jpg) ## Other authors on Wells ## More by Louis C. K > [Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/technically-i-ve-learned-that-having-good-legs-and-wind-is-good-for/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-i-m-past-any-window-where-i-m-suddenly-going-to-become/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-can-feel-how-an-audience-is-reacting-when-i-m-on-a-stage-but-when/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-need-to-develop-the-ability-to-just-be-yourself-and-not-be-doing/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-love-learning-i-think-learning-is-how-you-live-the-verb-of-my/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-woman-saying-yes-to-a-date-with-a-man-is-literally-insane-and-ill/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-take-my-kids-out-for-dinner-or-lunch-people-smile-at-us/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-had-a-jetpack-you-d-be-like-i-have-the-shittiest-jetpack-who-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-spend-enough-time-onscreen-looking-hangdog-and-depressed/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wells/louis-c-k/#itemlist", "name": "13 Wells Quotes By Louis C. K", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Louis C. 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