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title: "25 Wells Quotes By James Patterson"
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> [Well, that's an evil smile...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/well-that-s-an-evil-smile/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/well-i-get-under-people-s-skins-it-s-a-gift-i-have-what-can-i-say/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/yeah-well-asparagus-is-good-for-me-but-it-still-makes-me-want-to/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-don-t-damsel-well-distress-i-can-do-damseling-not-so-much/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/guess-they-forgot-to-program-us-with-any-respect-for-authority-well-i/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/does-anything-on-you-work-properly-asked-ter-borcht-well-i-do-have-a/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/de-tall-dark-vun-dere-s-nothing-special-about-him-at-all-ter-borcht/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/how-did-you-become-blind-uh-jeff-is-it-yeah-jeff-well-i-looked/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [I love movies and I like a lot of good television. At the end of the project, I don't care if they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-love-movies-and-i-like-a-lot-of-good-television-at-the-end-of-the/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/now-max-i-think-we-both-know-your-parents-aren-t-missionaries-i/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/walking-over-to-iggy-he-poked-him-with-his-shoe-does-anysing-on-you/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Ultimately, a great thriller is a roller coaster ride. I like to think that's a promise I have never failed to keep,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/ultimately-a-great-thriller-is-a-roller-coaster-ride-i-like-to-think/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-flipped-down-the-visor-so-i-could-check-myself-in-the-mirror-and/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/unfortunately-every-time-someone-said-debriefing-the-entire-flock-had/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/what-are-you-doing-in-there-waxing-your-mustache-iggy-yelled-pounding/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-m-a-girl-who-has-been-tamping-down-her-emotions-and-keeping-them/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/walking-over-to-iggy-he-poked-him-with-his-shoe-does-anysing-on-you-2/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/well-it-s-like-i-have-a-gps-inside-me-i-told-them-one-of-the-talking/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/you-could-have-gotten-a-car-with-gps-total-said-helpfully-yes-i-said/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Time for bed.” I held my fist out. One by one, my flock stacked theirs on top, and then we headed up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/time-for-bed-i-held-my-fist-out-one-by-one-my-flock-stacked-theirs-on/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/don-t-ever-leave-me-again-i-said-in-a-tiny-voice-i-won-t-he-promised/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time," Gazzy said. "I felt like the Blue Angels!" "Yeah, except the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/it-sucked-but-it-was-way-cool-at-the-same-time-gazzy-said-i-felt-like/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Well, I don’t know. Mostly I just suck up what life throws my way, stomp on it, and then keep going. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/well-i-don-t-know-mostly-i-just-suck-up-what-life-throws-my-way-stomp/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/look-we-re-trying-to-explore-other-options-to-your-retirement-the/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/if-you-re-not-reading-with-your-heart-as-well-as-your-brain-you-will/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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## Other authors on Wells

## More by James Patterson

> [It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/it-was-a-little-weird-that-they-were-friends-but-then-maybe-freaks/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/the-next-forty-five-minutes-in-that-office-was-about-as-much-fun-as-a/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/as-we-go-through-this-transition-where-a-lot-more-people-will-be/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/max-you-have-a-bigger-mission-than-finding-the-flock-s-parents-focus/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/you-re-lying-through-your-fangs-iggy-accused-fang-tried-to-play/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/there-are-reasons-people-seek-escape-in-books-and-one-of-those/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-shot-him-the-bird-get-it-i-shot-him-the-never-mind/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-get-up-every-morning-and-chop-wood-and-i-pretty-much-do-it-seven/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/witihin-seconds-the-headhunter-had-lost-control-of-his-car-and-it/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/it-was-scary-more-than-sara-could-possibly-know-more-than-anybody/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/did-i-want-a-dog-no-did-i-need-a-dog-also-no-we-were-six-kids-running/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-m-a-girl-who-has-been-tamping-down-her-emotions-and-keeping-them/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/when-my-son-jack-was-four-i-had-to-make-a-trip-to-los-angeles-i-asked/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [“that kid’s nothing but a little hoodlum.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/that-kid-s-nothing-but-a-little-hoodlum/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

> [Jeezum—humans were like eggshells.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/jeezum-humans-were-like-eggshells/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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                        "text": "Well, I don’t know. Mostly I just suck up what life throws my way, stomp on it, and then keep going. I don’t dwell much on what I am or how I got this way. It just is. I just am. I’m Max, and whatever form I take, it’s good enough for me.",
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                        "text": "Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement,\" the whitecoat said. \"You might be useful to us in other ways.\" Because we're not that useful dead,\"Nudge said thoughtfully. No,\" I agreed. \"Well, maybe as doorstops.\" The whitecat made an \"eew\" expression. Or those things in a parking lot that show where the cars should stop,\" suggested Iggy. He closed his eyes and went stiff, to demonstrate what it would look like. Also an option.",
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                        "text": "If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even worst, you'll be missing out on one of the best experiences you can possibly have. Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.",
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