--- title: "21 Wells Quotes By Ilona Andrews" description: "21 Wells quotes by Ilona Andrews. Plus more from Ilona Andrews and more Wells sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/ilona-andrews-150_deranged_i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occas_683845.png" --- > [I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occasion-called-for-it/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/ilona-andrews-150_deranged_i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occas_683845.png) > [Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/well-check-this-out-mine-is-bigger/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb4/ilona-andrews-150_bigger_well-check-this-out-mine-is-bigger-16962_1696239.png) > [Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/curran-and-i-mixed-about-as-well-as-glycerin-and-nitric-acid-put-us/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b9/ilona-andrews-150_acid_curran-and-i-mixed-about-as-well-as-glyc_173219.png) > [What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/what-kind-of-shapeshifter-has-orange-fur-anyway-weredingo-now-i-d/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a30/ilona-andrews-150_baby_what-kind-of-shapeshifter-has-orange-fur_1233826.png) > [Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/let-s-talk-i-pinned-red-to-his-chair-with-my-stare-i-did-deranged/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf7/ilona-andrews-150_chairs_let-s-talk-i-pinned-red-to-his-chair-wit_3226301.png) > [Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/ted-said-you-re-working-for-the-order-now-yes-how-does-it-feel-well/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5f/ilona-andrews-150_doctors_ted-said-you-re-working-for-the-order-no_362007.png) > [I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-m-sorry-about-the-dinner-best-date-ever-well-until-people-died-and/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc9/ilona-andrews-150_dinner_i-m-sorry-about-the-dinner-best-date-eve_2042708.png) > [Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/her-imagination-painted-georgie-twenty-years-later-sitting-in-leg/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cd/ilona-andrews-150_broken_her-imagination-painted-georgie-twenty-y_324567.png) > [So how was it?" she asked. "Kissing Curran?" "I can't let him kiss me again, because if he does, I'll sleep with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/so-how-was-it-she-asked-kissing-curran-i-can-t-let-him-kiss-me-again/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/ilona-andrews-150_andrea_so-how-was-it-she-asked-kissing-curran-i_1744523.jpg) > [Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does-he-treat-you-well-he-s-a/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/ilona-andrews-150_bears_congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does_1114910.png) > [Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. “Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/curran-struck-at-my-wrist-his-fingers-were-cat-quick-but-i-had-spent/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b18/ilona-andrews-150_bye_curran-struck-at-my-wrist-his-fingers-we_2635714.png) > [This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-discount-audrey-heaved-a-mock-sigh/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/ilona-andrews-150_audrey_this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-disco_2320004.png) > [What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?” “No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an asshole!’”I headed for the house. “On yours or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/what-did-you-write-on-here-don-t-die-no-i-wrote-don-t-be-an-asshole-i/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c80/ilona-andrews-150_asshole_what-did-you-write-on-here-don-t-die-no_1368380.jpg) > [I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-know-a-man-who-is-in-love-with-my-friend-he-loves-her-absolutely/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa8/ilona-andrews-150_capacity_i-know-a-man-who-is-in-love-with-my-frie_1727660.png) > [Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choice-of-underwear-as-well-my/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/ilona-andrews-150_bras_would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choi_3235567.png) > [The lion has to stay outside" "He won't like it" The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-lion-has-to-stay-outside-he-won-t-like-it-the-lion-shook-his-mane/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d3/ilona-andrews-150_bones_the-lion-has-to-stay-outside-he-won-t-li_1948762.png) > [I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be killed?" The humor drained from Roman's face.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-have-a-serious-question-i-will-give-a-serious-answer-can-a-god-be/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/006/ilona-andrews-150_answers_i-have-a-serious-question-i-will-give-a_779421.png) > [When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/when-you-want-to-take-over-a-city-you-have-to-destroy-the-illusion-of/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b6/ilona-andrews-150_cities_when-you-want-to-take-over-a-city-you-ha_1957596.png) > [Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-floor-of-the-cage-you-haven-t/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d8/ilona-andrews-150_betrayed_very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-flo_1366862.png) > [She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two-aleve-gelcaps-they-re-anti/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/ilona-andrews-150_dull_she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two_3153202.png) > [Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/cough-clenched-and-vomited-something-chunky-into-the-grass-terrific/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fb/ilona-andrews-150_bigs_cough-clenched-and-vomited-something-chu_1848103.jpg) ## Other authors on Wells ## More by Ilona Andrews > [“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/did-he-kill-grandmother-i-whispered-don-t-be-ridiculous-erra-s-voice/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-only-way-to-make-sure-that-the-hand-didn-t-get-to-you-would-have/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hit-her-with-his-best-smile-her-eyes-widened-she-took-a-deep/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/because-he-doesn-t-want-me-talking-to-my-grandmother-barabas-looked/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-had-forgotten-that-talking-to-you-is-like-trying-to-pet-a-cactus/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-squeezed-his-hands-into-fists-i-picked-up-a-grapefruit-sized-rock/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-came-for-me-i-couldn-t-believe-it-he-came-for-me-into-a-flying/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/saiman-picked-up-a-coffee-mug-stared-at-it-and-hurled-it-against-the/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/slowly-the-reality-of-the-situation-sank-in-he-got-his-ass-kicked/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-paused-with-the-pen-in-my-hand-he-burst-into-flames-he-became/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hung-his-head-am-i-punished-yes-i-m-too-mad-to-punish-you-right/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-pervert-he-prefers-to-think-of-himself-as-sexual-deviant-semantics/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [“I want you to understand me. This isn’t vengeance. This is punishment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-want-you-to-understand-me-this-isn-t-vengeance-this-is-punishment/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-snarled-i-showed-him-my-teeth-a-rolled-up-newspaper-landed-on-my/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) > [The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-door-swung-open-and-kate-walked-in-her-jeans-and-t-shirt-were/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wells/ilona-andrews/#itemlist", "name": "21 Wells Quotes By Ilona Andrews", "numberOfItems": 21, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occasion-called-for-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/ilona-andrews-150_deranged_i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occas_683845.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/ilona-andrews-150_deranged_i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occas_683845.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/ilona-andrews-150_deranged_i-did-deranged-quite-well-when-the-occas_683845.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.” — Ilona Andrews", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Well, check this out. 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You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal. (Rene and Kate on Jim!)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does-he-treat-you-well-he-s-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/ilona-andrews-150_bears_congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does_1114910.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/ilona-andrews-150_bears_congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does_1114910.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/ilona-andrews-150_bears_congratulations-love-you-traded-up-does_1114910.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. 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I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.\" Gnome choked on the soup. \"I'm old enough to be your grandfather!\" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. \"But you're not.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-discount-audrey-heaved-a-mock-sigh/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/ilona-andrews-150_audrey_this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-disco_2320004.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/ilona-andrews-150_audrey_this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-disco_2320004.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7a/ilona-andrews-150_audrey_this-doesn-t-mean-you-re-getting-a-disco_2320004.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This doesn't mean you're getting a discount.\" Audrey heaved a mock sigh. \"Oh well. 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Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choice-of-underwear-as-well-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/ilona-andrews-150_bras_would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choi_3235567.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/ilona-andrews-150_bras_would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choi_3235567.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/ilona-andrews-150_bras_would-you-like-to-assist-me-with-my-choi_3235567.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head…” — Ilona Andrews", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The lion has to stay outside\" \"He won't like it\" The lion shook his mane. 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The lion…” — Ilona Andrews", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a serious question.\" \"I will give a serious answer.\" \"Can a god be killed?\" The humor drained from Roman's face. \"Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.\" \"What's the difference?\" \"The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. 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You have to hit the large well-protected establishments, find the powerful people who run them and are viewed as invincible, and kill them. You want to destroy the morale first. 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When I get out, I won't be in the mood to listen.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-floor-of-the-cage-you-haven-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d8/ilona-andrews-150_betrayed_very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-flo_1366862.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d8/ilona-andrews-150_betrayed_very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-flo_1366862.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d8/ilona-andrews-150_betrayed_very-well-he-sat-cross-legged-on-the-flo_1366862.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Very well.\" He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. \"You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will…” — Ilona Andrews", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ilona Andrews" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two-aleve-gelcaps-they-re-anti/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/ilona-andrews-150_dull_she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two_3153202.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/ilona-andrews-150_dull_she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two_3153202.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/ilona-andrews-150_dull_she-handed-him-a-glass-of-water-and-two_3153202.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. 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