--- title: "1 Weird Sense Quotes By Philip Appleman" description: "1 Weird Sense quotes by Philip Appleman. Plus more from Philip Appleman and more Weird Sense sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/philip-appleman-33407_answers_god-must-have-a-weird-sense-of-values-an_242111.png" --- > [God must have a weird sense of values, and if there's a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He's going to have a lot to answer for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/god-must-have-a-weird-sense-of-values-and-if-there-s-a-judgment-day/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/philip-appleman-33407_answers_god-must-have-a-weird-sense-of-values-an_242111.png) ## More by Philip Appleman > [HEAVEN: The big apartheid in the sky.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/heaven-the-big-apartheid-in-the-sky/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [God must have a weird sense of values, and if there's a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He's going to have a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/god-must-have-a-weird-sense-of-values-and-if-there-s-a-judgment-day/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“Last-Minute Message For a Time Capsule I have to tell you this, whoever you are: that on one summer morning here, the ocean pounded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/last-minute-message-for-a-time-capsule-i-have-to-tell-you-this/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“Vasectomy After the steaming bodies swept through the hungry streets of swollen cities; after the vast pink spawning of family poisoned the rivers and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/vasectomy-after-the-steaming-bodies-swept-through-the-hungry-streets/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“GERTRUDE Gertrude Appleman, 1901-1976 God is all-knowing, all-present, and almighty. --A Catechism of Christian Doctrine I wish that all the people who peddle God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/gertrude-gertrude-appleman-1901-1976-god-is-all-knowing-all-present/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“DAYS ONE THROUGH SIX, ETC. You keep on asking me that – “Which day was the hardest?” Blockheads! They were all hard – And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/days-one-through-six-etc-you-keep-on-asking-me-that-which-day-was-the/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [This is the only real revelation — that God is only a trick with mirrors, our dark reflection in a glass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/this-is-the-only-real-revelation-that-god-is-only-a-trick-with/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [Religion stalks across the face of human history, knee-deep in the blood of innocents, clasping its red hands in hymns of praise to an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/religion-stalks-across-the-face-of-human-history-knee-deep-in-the/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie, gimme a break before I die: grant me wisdom, will, & wit,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/o-karma-dharma-pudding-and-pie-o-karma-dharma-pudding-and-pie-gimme-a/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [God must have a weird sense of values, and if theres a Judgment Day, as some folks think, Hes going to have a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/god-must-have-a-weird-sense-of-values-and-if-theres-a-judgment-day-as/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“Darwin’s Bestiary PROLOGUE Animals tame and animals feral prowled the Dark Ages in search of a moral: the canine was Loyal, the lion was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/darwin-s-bestiary-prologue-animals-tame-and-animals-feral-prowled-the/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“Three Haiku, Two Tanka (Kyoto) CONFIDENCE (after Bashō) Clouds murmur darkly, it is a blinding habit— gazing at the moon. TIME OF JOY (after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/three-haiku-two-tanka-kyoto-confidence-after-bash-clouds-murmur/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“Darwin's Ark The fact is, I know those ancestors floating through my sleep: an animal that breathed water, had a great swimming tail, an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/darwin-s-ark-the-fact-is-i-know-those-ancestors-floating-through-my/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [Whatever we are, whatever we make of ourselves, is all we will ever have - and that, in its profound simplicity, is the meaning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-appleman/whatever-we-are-whatever-we-make-of-ourselves-is-all-we-will-ever/) [Philip Appleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-appleman/) > [“How Evolution Came to Indiana In Indianapolis they drive five hundred miles and end up where they started: survival of the fittest. 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