--- title: "9 Weird Guy Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Weird Guy quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Weird Guy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/mike-white-9925_about_i-m-a-weird-guy-i-m-practically-albino-w_3124122.png" --- > [I'm a weird guy. I'm practically albino. What about me isn't weird?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-white/i-m-a-weird-guy-i-m-practically-albino-what-about-me-isn-t-weird/) [Mike White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e0/mike-white-9925_about_i-m-a-weird-guy-i-m-practically-albino-w_3124122.png) > [I'm that weird guy; I hate being told what to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-winston-george/i-m-that-weird-guy-i-hate-being-told-what-to-do/) [Jason Winston George](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-winston-george/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7e/jason-winston-george-21928_being_i-m-that-weird-guy-i-hate-being-told-wha_3127399.jpg) > [I'm a weird guy with a weird sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-lukather/i-m-a-weird-guy-with-a-weird-sense-of-humor/) [Steve Lukather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-lukather/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a7/steve-lukather-5177_comedy_i-m-a-weird-guy-with-a-weird-sense-of-hu_2016398.png) > [It's very weird because the 'It' guy usually is not the 'It' guy next year or even a guy that anyone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shia-labeouf/it-s-very-weird-because-the-it-guy-usually-is-not-the-it-guy-next/) [Shia LaBeouf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shia-labeouf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8f/shia-labeouf-1794_guy_it-s-very-weird-because-the-it-guy-usual_2916694.jpg) > [I was known as the weird guy who couldn't play basketball because I had to go to hockey practice twice a week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-oshie/i-was-known-as-the-weird-guy-who-couldn-t-play-basketball-because-i/) [T. J. Oshie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-oshie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/t-j-oshie-5399_basketball_i-was-known-as-the-weird-guy-who-couldn_659305.jpg) > [“... the subconscious leaves its fingerprints, but there's a stranger down there, too. A hell of a weird guy who knows a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-subconscious-leaves-its-fingerprints-but-there-s-a-stranger-down/) [Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4c/stephen-king-13_quote_the-subconscious-leaves-its-fingerprints_1365355.jpg) > [Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-lister-jones/women-always-try-to-see-the-one-good-part-of-the-weird-guy-because/) [Zoe Lister-Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-lister-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfc/zoe-lister-jones-11211_bleak_women-always-try-to-see-the-one-good-par_774458.png) > [Culturally, it's really funny to me that people respect the weird guy as an artist. There can be a curmudgeon in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-foster/culturally-it-s-really-funny-to-me-that-people-respect-the-weird-guy/) [Mark Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-foster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/mark-foster-5994_art_culturally-it-s-really-funny-to-me-that_2789530.jpg) > [The day I showed up to South Carolina to work, I was with my kid and my ex and our dog and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donal-logue/the-day-i-showed-up-to-south-carolina-to-work-i-was-with-my-kid-and/) [Donal Logue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donal-logue/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/donal-logue-8518_avoid_the-day-i-showed-up-to-south-carolina-to_2853011.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weird-guy/#itemlist", "name": "Weird Guy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm a weird guy. 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