--- title: "7 Weather Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk" description: "7 Weather quotes by Chuck Palahniuk. Plus more from Chuck Palahniuk and more Weather sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/chuck-palahniuk-37_anger_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_392730.jpg" --- > [“Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-bitter-with-occasional-fits/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/chuck-palahniuk-37_anger_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_392730.jpg) > [Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-calm-and-sunny-but-the-air/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/chuck-palahniuk-37_air_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_761418.jpg) > [The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend-towards-denial/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/chuck-palahniuk-37_denial_the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend_1537736.jpg) > [“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-partly-suspicious-with/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/chuck-palahniuk-37_betrayal_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_1910867.jpg) > [I take pens and I write on the inside of my arm. When I'm with people and somebody says a really fascinating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/i-take-pens-and-i-write-on-the-inside-of-my-arm-when-i-m-with-people/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abd/chuck-palahniuk-37_anecdotes_i-take-pens-and-i-write-on-the-inside-of_1921557.jpg) > [The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-weather-today-is-partly-angry-leading-to-resignation-and/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/chuck-palahniuk-37_angry_the-weather-today-is-partly-angry-leadin_2122242.jpg) > [Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-increasing-turmoil-with-a/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/chuck-palahniuk-37_breakdown_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_3152712.jpg) ## Other authors on Weather - [Mark Twain 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-david-thoreau-41473.jpg) Henry David Thoreau 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/henry-david-thoreau/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-james-russell-lowell-46720.jpg) James Russell Lowell 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/james-russell-lowell/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-william-shakespeare-95899.jpg) William Shakespeare 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/william-shakespeare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-charles-dickens-22226.jpg) Charles Dickens 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/charles-dickens/) - [Ralph Waldo Emerson 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/ralph-waldo-emerson/) - [Benjamin Franklin 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/benjamin-franklin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-al-gore-10150.jpg) Al Gore 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/al-gore/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-stephen-fry-87000.jpg) Stephen Fry 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/stephen-fry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-jane-austen-47065.jpg) Jane Austen 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/jane-austen/) - [Israelmore Ayivor 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/israelmore-ayivor/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-andy-goldsworthy-13164.jpg) Andy Goldsworthy 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/andy-goldsworthy/) ## More by Chuck Palahniuk > [Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/because-after-you-ve-crossed-some-lines-you-just-keep-crossing-them/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/according-to-plato-we-don-t-learn-anything-our-soul-has-lived-so-many/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/his-saliva-tasted-like-the-wet-dicks-of-ten-thousand-lonely-truck/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler’s a banquet waiter,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/shoulder-they-weigh-that-much-tyler-s-a-banquet-waiter/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [We'll never be as young as we are tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-ll-never-be-as-young-as-we-are-tonight/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/we-drive-west-the-rest-of-the-night-away-from-where-the-sun-will-come/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-how-i-feel-right-now-is-very-terrific/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nobody-s-told-me-anything-to-date-that-i-ve-been-completely-reviled-by/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/then-you-re-trapped-in-your-lovely-nest-and-the-things-you-used-to/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/some-stories-you-use-up-others-use-you-up/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/verbs-allow-you-to-communicate-a-story-in-a-much-more-converged-or/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/waiters-will-always-pee-in-soup-people-will-always-fall-in-love/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/branch-bacardi-star-of-the-da-vinci-load-to-drill-a-mockingbird-the/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/every-unkind-remark-or-crude-gesture-by-others-is-a-blessing-an/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) > [“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/nuestro-deber-es-ense-ar-a-esos-hombres-y-mujeres-la-libertad-a-trav/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/weather/chuck-palahniuk/#itemlist", "name": "7 Weather Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-bitter-with-occasional-fits/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/chuck-palahniuk-37_anger_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_392730.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/chuck-palahniuk-37_anger_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_392730.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/chuck-palahniuk-37_anger_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_392730.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-calm-and-sunny-but-the-air/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/chuck-palahniuk-37_air_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_761418.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/chuck-palahniuk-37_air_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_761418.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/chuck-palahniuk-37_air_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_761418.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend-towards-denial/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/chuck-palahniuk-37_denial_the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend_1537736.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/chuck-palahniuk-37_denial_the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend_1537736.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c9/chuck-palahniuk-37_denial_the-weather-today-is-an-increasing-trend_1537736.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is-partly-suspicious-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/chuck-palahniuk-37_betrayal_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_1910867.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/chuck-palahniuk-37_betrayal_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_1910867.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/chuck-palahniuk-37_betrayal_just-for-the-record-the-weather-today-is_1910867.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I take pens and I write on the inside of my arm. 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