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title: "30 Weasel Quotes by 26 authors"
description: "Browse 30 Weasel quotes by 26 authors. Discover the best Weasel sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/anonymous-1_be-good_be-good-now-potty-weasel-king-1649115_1649115.jpg"
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> [Be good now, Potty...Weasel King...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/be-good-now-potty-weasel-king/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Aldred the weasel took up the tale.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-houghton/aldred-the-weasel-took-up-the-tale/)

[John Houghton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-houghton/)

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> [“Holy hell weasel!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/holy-hell-weasel/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

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> [“With Weasel and Arisa at his side, anything was possible. Anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilari-bell/with-weasel-and-arisa-at-his-side-anything-was-possible-anything/)

[Hilari Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilari-bell/)

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> [To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/to-err-is-human-to-cover-it-up-is-weasel/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/make-mine-a-weasel-i-said-to-the-crowd-of-mostly-rodents-and-lawyers/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larissa-ione/theres-a-nightmare-scenario-oh-hey-a-weasel/)

[Larissa Ione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larissa-ione/)

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> [Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bailey/or-as-i-call-it-a-cheesel-it-s-a-weasel-with-a-cheese-finish/)

[Bill Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bailey/)

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> [The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harold-pinter/the-weasel-under-the-cocktail-cabinet/)

[Harold Pinter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harold-pinter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be6/harold-pinter-3125_cabinet_the-weasel-under-the-cocktail-cabinet-79_792313.png)

> [Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/some-weasel-took-the-cork-out-of-my-lunch/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dce/w-c-fields-1625_cork_some-weasel-took-the-cork-out-of-my-lunc_2777091.png)

> [The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-benfield/the-eagle-may-soar-but-the-weasel-never-gets-sucked-into-a-jet-engine/)

[John Benfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-benfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/john-benfield-248959_bird_the-eagle-may-soar-but-the-weasel-never_2976207.png)

> [Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/marge-don-t-discourage-the-boy-weaseling-out-of-things-is-important/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

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> [“Oh Christ, I left my world to watch a kid put shoes on a fucked-up weasel. Shoot me Roland, before I breed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/oh-christ-i-left-my-world-to-watch-a-kid-put-shoes-on-a-fucked-up/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“Fear is not respect. It is but a conniving, little weasel next to that mighty lion. They are a far, far cry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-e-goodrich/fear-is-not-respect-it-is-but-a-conniving-little-weasel-next-to-that/)

[Richelle E. Goodrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-e-goodrich/)

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> [I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat." -pg.170-](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-ve-met-an-attractive-weasel-or-two-in-my-time-he-looks-more-like-a/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/weaseling-out-of-things-is-important-to-learn-it-s-what-separates-us/)

[Matt Groening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-groening/)

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> [“For every species on land, excepting only the weasel, there is a corresponding species in the water,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ginzberg/for-every-species-on-land-excepting-only-the-weasel-there-is-a/)

[Louis Ginzberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ginzberg/)

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> [One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called "weasel words."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-roosevelt/one-of-our-defects-as-a-nation-is-a-tendency-to-use-what-have-been/)

[Theodore Roosevelt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-roosevelt/)

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> [Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/now-marge-don-t-discourage-the-boy-weaseling-out-of-things-is-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“And I suspect that for me the way is like the weasel's: open to time and death painlessly, noticing everyting, remembering nothing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-dillard/and-i-suspect-that-for-me-the-way-is-like-the-weasel-s-open-to-time/)

[Annie Dillard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-dillard/)

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> [Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/having-an-aura-of-menace-is-like-having-a-pet-weasel-because-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Mormont leaned forward. “Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin/mormont-leaned-forward-tarly-when-i-was-a-lad-half-your-age-my-lady/)

[George R.R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin/)

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> [Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/tarly-when-i-was-a-lad-half-your-age-my-lady-mother-told-me-that-if-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You're as cowardly as a g------ weasel. You know that? A weasel . That's what you are." "You don't know me," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/you-re-as-cowardly-as-a-g-weasel-you-know-that-a-weasel-that-s-what/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called ''weasel words.'' When a weasel sucks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-roosevelt/one-of-our-defects-as-a-nation-is-a-tendency-to-use-what-have-been-2/)

[Theodore Roosevelt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-roosevelt/)

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> [We procured from an Indian a weasel perfectly white except the extremity of the tail which was black: great numbers of wild…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meriwether-lewis/we-procured-from-an-indian-a-weasel-perfectly-white-except-the/)

[Meriwether Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meriwether-lewis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c0/meriwether-lewis-28817_great_we-procured-from-an-indian-a-weasel-perf_1328164.jpg)

> [“Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh—Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," said Jace patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/suddenly-reminded-she-clapped-a-hand-over-her-mouth-oh-simon-no-i-m/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19f/cassandra-clare-9_bad-hair_suddenly-reminded-she-clapped-a-hand-ove_935538.jpg)

> [“-Lara is a weasel. I've always hated her. The only happy week I had as a child was when she fell from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-ball/lara-is-a-weasel-i-ve-always-hated-her-the-only-happy-week-i-had-as-a/)

[Jesse Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-ball/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47a/jesse-ball-10640_children_lara-is-a-weasel-i-ve-always-hated-her-t_136874.jpg)

> [“If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tad-williams/if-you-wish-to-carry-a-hungry-weasel-in-your-pocket-it-is-your-choice/)

[Tad Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tad-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09c/tad-williams-2777_weasel_if-you-wish-to-carry-a-hungry-weasel-in_1396483.png)

> [“If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would’ve stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-e-castle/if-the-monkey-really-wanted-to-get-the-weasel-he-would-ve-stopped/)

[M.E. Castle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-e-castle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/515/m-e-castle-78495_money_if-the-monkey-really-wanted-to-get-the-w_1652264.jpg)

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