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title: "1 Weasel Quotes By Homer Simpson"
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> [Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/marge-don-t-discourage-the-boy-weaseling-out-of-things-is-important/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

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## More by Homer Simpson

> [Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/marriage-is-like-a-coffin-and-each-kid-is-like-another-nail/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/remember-to-rebel-against-the-authorities-kids/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/when-will-you-australians-learn-in-america-we-stopped-using-corporal/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/bart-with-10-000-we-d-be-millionaires-we-could-buy-all-kinds-of/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/no-son-you-don-t-want-to-drink-beer-that-s-for-daddies-and-kid-s-with/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/well-it-s-1-a-m-better-go-home-and-spend-some-quality-time-with-the/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/i-don-t-think-anything-i-ve-ever-done-is-wrong/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/people-die-all-the-time-just-like-that-why-you-could-wake-up-dead/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/don-t-worry-honey-daddy-will-fix-that-broken-animal/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Trying is the first step towards failure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/trying-is-the-first-step-towards-failure/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/they-took-the-foam-off-the-market-because-they-found-out-it-was/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/you-know-boys-a-nuclear-reactor-is-a-lot-like-a-woman-you-just-have/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/once-the-sun-goes-down-all-the-weirdos-turn-crazy/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/i-don-t-mind-being-called-a-liar-when-i-am-lying-when-i-am-about-to/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

> [“I'm not popular enough to be different”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/i-m-not-popular-enough-to-be-different/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

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