---
title: "3 Wearing Tank Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Wearing Tank quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Wearing Tank sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afd/dave-barry-222_aircraft_never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the_1156856.png"
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> [Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the-pilot-is-wearing-a-tank-top/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afd/dave-barry-222_aircraft_never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the_1156856.png)

> [On the plane the other day, there was man who was wearing a tank top, shorts and Birkenstocks - and I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-finch/on-the-plane-the-other-day-there-was-man-who-was-wearing-a-tank-top/)

[Charles Finch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-finch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/charles-finch-18473_code_on-the-plane-the-other-day-there-was-man_2225313.png)

> [“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-coffee-cup-didn-t-come-with-a-sleeve-but-that-s-ok-because-i-m/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/jarod-kintz-2_coffee-cup_my-coffee-cup-didn-t-come-with-a-sleeve_2889012.jpg)

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