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title: "29 Wearing Pants Quotes by 27 authors"
description: "Browse 29 Wearing Pants quotes by 27 authors. Discover the best Wearing Pants sayings and thoughts."
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> [Short people problems: wearing pants when it rains.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/short-people-problems-wearing-pants-when-it-rains/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/ballet-men-wearing-pants-so-tight-that-you-can-tell-what-religion/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [“Others wonder, if the Bogey isn’t wearing his pants, who is?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-lynn-anderson/others-wonder-if-the-bogey-isn-t-wearing-his-pants-who-is/)

[Jodi Lynn Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-lynn-anderson/)

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> [Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/men-wearing-pants-so-tight-that-you-can-tell-what-religion-they-are/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [“I refuse to be criticized by a man who isn't even wearing pants.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginn-hale/i-refuse-to-be-criticized-by-a-man-who-isn-t-even-wearing-pants/)

[Ginn Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginn-hale/)

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> [You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-must-be-the-brother-i-hope-so-i-m-wearing-his-pants/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sponge-bob/oh-well-i-guess-i-m-not-wearing-any-pants-today/)

[Sponge Bob](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sponge-bob/)

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> [If being an adult involves wearing pants more than 50% of the time, I'm not down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-being-an-adult-involves-wearing-pants-more-than-50-of-the-time-i-m/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miriam/if-you-are-in-a-relationship-stop-trying-to-figure-out-who-wears-the/)

[Miriam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miriam/)

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> [Black people started wearing there pants low. White people started calling it saggin. What's saggin spelled backwards? ...tricky white people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-dasilva/black-people-started-wearing-there-pants-low-white-people-started/)

[Nikki Dasilva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-dasilva/)

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> [“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-s-a-corey/are-you-drunk-i-think-i-am-he-had-to-concentrate-not-to-slur-and-you/)

[James S.A. Corey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-s-a-corey/)

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> [I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-procter/i-never-wear-pants-in-my-life-i-never-thought-i-d-say-this-but-i-miss/)

[Emily Procter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-procter/)

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> [Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-de-leon/wrestling-is-obviously-fake-why-would-two-people-fight-over-a-belt/)

[Michael De Leon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-de-leon/)

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> [Obviously I have no problem wearing pants in competition, but sometimes we're out here in the summer and it's so hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-woodland/obviously-i-have-no-problem-wearing-pants-in-competition-but/)

[Gary Woodland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-woodland/)

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> [In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-cleveland-there-is-legislation-moving-forward-to-ban-people-from/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especially without wearing pants.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-a-people-person-and-i-know-how-to-make-people-feel-comfortable/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [ \[On her wearing pants:\] The greatest sorrows from which women suffer today are those physical, moral and mental ones, that are caused… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-edwards-walker/on-her-wearing-pants-the-greatest-sorrows-from-which-women-suffer/)

[Mary Edwards Walker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-edwards-walker/)

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> [Jeans are super American and will never go out of style. When they first came on the fashion scene they were a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-port/jeans-are-super-american-and-will-never-go-out-of-style-when-they/)

[Whitney Port](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-port/)

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> [I love voice-acting - I can go to work without wearing pants. Although I did wear pants during Gremlins. But it's always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-mandel/i-love-voice-acting-i-can-go-to-work-without-wearing-pants-although-i/)

[Howie Mandel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-mandel/)

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> [I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-glover/i-have-to-say-it-s-better-to-be-an-actor-only-because-people-worry/)

[Donald Glover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-glover/)

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> [I've gotten to that point where I'm so used to being sweaty, wearing pants, and sitting like a guy in boots. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-q/i-ve-gotten-to-that-point-where-i-m-so-used-to-being-sweaty-wearing/)

[Maggie Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-q/)

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> [“When one says, I won't judge you for that, what they're really saying is, I am judging you for that. Think about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-pearce/when-one-says-i-won-t-judge-you-for-that-what-they-re-really-saying/)

[Dan Pearce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-pearce/)

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> [I'm wearing pants, for f---'s sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-hamm/i-m-wearing-pants-for-f-s-sake-lay-off-i-mean-it-s-not-like-i-m-a-f/)

[Jon Hamm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-hamm/)

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> [“All right, let's consider some history here. I see a number of girls are wearing pants. This used to be frowned upon.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/svetlana-chmakova/all-right-let-s-consider-some-history-here-i-see-a-number-of-girls/)

[Svetlana Chmakova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/svetlana-chmakova/)

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> [“Sometimes I get so lost in the moment, I start running around my yard, flapping my arms like a seagull at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/sometimes-i-get-so-lost-in-the-moment-i-start-running-around-my-yard/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [“It will be like having an extreme close-up in high definition to examine each freckle, while failing to notice whether the person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-huckabee/it-will-be-like-having-an-extreme-close-up-in-high-definition-to/)

[Mike Huckabee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-huckabee/)

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> [“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-roberts/i-was-surprised-he-could-do-any-amount-of-labor-wearing-the-pants-he/)

[C.J. Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-roberts/)

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> [As long as everyone's wearing their own pants." "I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/as-long-as-everyone-s-wearing-their-own-pants-i-see-i-have-come-in-on/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/she-accused-me-of-wearing-pants-from-the-salvation-army-rose-your/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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