--- title: "1 Wear Gold Quotes By Blades Of Glory" description: "1 Wear Gold quotes by Blades Of Glory. Plus more from Blades Of Glory and more Wear Gold sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg" --- > [I wanna wear the gold medal... naked. -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector/) Blades Of Glory [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg) ## More by Blades Of Glory > [Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/great-that-ll-give-me-time-to-get-my-jugs-waxed-katie-van-waldenberg/) Blades Of Glory > [Jimmy may be renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott, but after that performance, he's starting to reek... Of gold. -Co-Anchor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-may-be-renowned-for-his-personal-hygiene-scott-but-after-that/) Blades Of Glory > [He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green Tomatoes. -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/he-likes-food-and-dreams-and-whispers-his-favorite-movie-is-short/) Blades Of Glory > [Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado. -Co-Anchor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/chazz-michael-michaels-an-ice-devouring-sex-tornado-co-anchor/) Blades Of Glory > [I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-a-sex-addict-it-s-my-cross-to-bear-it-s-a-real-disease-with/) Blades Of Glory > [Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/nancy-kerrigan-you-an-official-here-cause-you-ve-officially-given-me/) Blades Of Glory > [Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner? -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/did-you-carve-up-any-ice-with-your-weiner-chazz/) Blades Of Glory > [You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the HERE and NOW. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/you-re-living-in-the-past-sammi-me-and-the-woodland-fairies-we-re/) Blades Of Glory > [I'm gonna take all of your stuffed animals and shove them down my pants. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-m-gonna-take-all-of-your-stuffed-animals-and-shove-them-down-my/) Blades Of Glory > [I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? -Hector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-sent-you-a-cup-of-my-blood-did-you-get-my-blood-hector/) Blades Of Glory > [No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/no-exaggeration-i-could-not-love-a-human-baby-more-then-i-love-this/) Blades Of Glory > [Banned for life. That's a long time. -Darren MacElroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/banned-for-life-that-s-a-long-time-darren-macelroy/) Blades Of Glory > [Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-get-out-of-my-face-chazz-i-ll-get-inside-your-face/) Blades Of Glory > [Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/jimmy-i-see-you-got-fat-chazz-i-see-you-still-look-like-a-fifteen/) Blades Of Glory > [Remember how they used to be alive? -Stranz Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/remember-how-they-used-to-be-alive-stranz-van-waldenberg/) Blades Of Glory ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wear-gold/blades-of-glory/#itemlist", "name": "1 Wear Gold Quotes By Blades Of Glory", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I wanna wear the gold medal... naked. -Hector", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Blades Of Glory" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wanna wear the gold medal... naked. -Hector” — Blades Of Glory", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wear-gold/blades-of-glory/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wear-gold/blades-of-glory/", "name": "Wear Gold Quotes by Blades Of Glory", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/wear-gold/blades-of-glory/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/blades-of-glory-20065_gold-medal_i-wanna-wear-the-gold-medal-naked-hector_1603408.jpg" }, "description": "1 Wear Gold quotes by Blades Of Glory. 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