--- title: "33 Way Quotes By Will Rogers" description: "33 Way quotes by Will Rogers. Plus more from Will Rogers and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/will-rogers-272_another-way_broad-minded-is-just-another-way-of-sayi_2716524.jpg" --- > [Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/broad-minded-is-just-another-way-of-saying-a-fellow-is-too-lazy-to/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/will-rogers-272_another-way_broad-minded-is-just-another-way-of-sayi_2716524.jpg) > [I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-can-remember-way-back-when-a-liberal-was-one-who-was-generous-with/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2d/will-rogers-272_back-when_i-can-remember-way-back-when-a-liberal-w_1136905.jpg) > [If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/if-you-let-women-have-their-way-you-will-generally-get-even-with-them/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6aa/will-rogers-272_ends_if-you-let-women-have-their-way-you-will_1413818.jpg) > [Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/plans-get-you-into-things-but-you-got-to-work-your-way-out/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb7/will-rogers-272_effort_plans-get-you-into-things-but-you-got-to_1060066.jpg) > [The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-only-way-you-can-beat-the-lawyers-is-to-die-with-nothing/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04e/will-rogers-272_way_the-only-way-you-can-beat-the-lawyers-is_1533142.jpg) > [Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/live-in-such-a-way-that-you-would-not-be-ashamed-to-sell-your-parrot/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e13/will-rogers-272_ashamed_live-in-such-a-way-that-you-would-not-be_1820819.jpg) > [The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-crime-of-taxation-is-not-in-the-taking-it-it-s-in-the-way-that-it/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3c/will-rogers-272_crime_the-crime-of-taxation-is-not-in-the-taki_2721278.jpg) > [The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-best-way-to-make-a-fire-with-two-sticks-is-to-make-sure-one-of/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c24/will-rogers-272_energy_the-best-way-to-make-a-fire-with-two-sti_3009721.jpg) > [There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-s-no-way-in-the-world-you-re-going-to-make-a-political-party/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/will-rogers-272_office_there-s-no-way-in-the-world-you-re-going_1359702.jpg) > [Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/statistics-have-proven-that-the-surest-way-to-get-anything-out-of-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa9/will-rogers-272_committees_statistics-have-proven-that-the-surest-w_2534731.jpg) > [So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/so-let-s-be-honest-with-ourselves-and-not-take-ourselves-too-serious/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a5/will-rogers-272_different_so-let-s-be-honest-with-ourselves-and-no_2601166.jpg) > [The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-way-to-make-money-in-the-stock-market-is-to-buy-a-stock-then-when/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80f/will-rogers-272_ifs_the-way-to-make-money-in-the-stock-marke_1758328.jpg) > [A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/a-man-only-learns-by-two-things-one-is-reading-and-the-other-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/will-rogers-272_association_a-man-only-learns-by-two-things-one-is-r_802889.jpg) > [We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-know-lots-of-things-we-didn-t-use-to-know-but-we-don-t-know-any/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/will-rogers-272_ems_we-know-lots-of-things-we-didn-t-use-to_205578.jpg) > [Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/some-people-try-to-turn-back-their-odometers-not-me-i-want-people-to/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/will-rogers-272_birthday_some-people-try-to-turn-back-their-odome_1746785.jpg) > [Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/every-time-somebody-has-thought-of-relief-for-the-farmer-it-has-been/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/will-rogers-272_agriculture_every-time-somebody-has-thought-of-relie_474672.jpg) > [The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-minute-you-read-something-and-you-can-t-understand-it-you-can-be/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f70/will-rogers-272_few-words_the-minute-you-read-something-and-you-ca_728986.jpg) > [Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries; then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/get-a-sales-tax-small-on-necessities-and-large-on-luxuries-then-a/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25d/will-rogers-272_asking_get-a-sales-tax-small-on-necessities-and_3194277.jpg) > [The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-only-way-to-solve-the-traffic-problems-of-the-country-is-to-pass/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36a/will-rogers-272_boulevard_the-only-way-to-solve-the-traffic-proble_654148.jpg) > [The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-1928-republican-convention-opened-with-a-prayer-if-the-lord-can/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de3/will-rogers-272_asking_the-1928-republican-convention-opened-wi_1316885.jpg) > [There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-is-not-a-man-in-the-country-that-can-t-make-a-living-for/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/will-rogers-272_country_there-is-not-a-man-in-the-country-that-c_279359.jpg) > [With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/with-old-inflation-riding-the-headlines-i-have-read-till-i-am-bleary/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c9/will-rogers-272_age_with-old-inflation-riding-the-headlines_180742.jpg) > [The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-democrats-are-going-to-change-the-name-of-the-hoover-dam-that-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/will-rogers-272_dams_the-democrats-are-going-to-change-the-na_1255024.jpg) > [Here's another way of putting it. Roosevelt wants recovery to start at the bottom. In other words, by a system of high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/here-s-another-way-of-putting-it-roosevelt-wants-recovery-to-start-at/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/will-rogers-272_another-way_here-s-another-way-of-putting-it-rooseve_2451418.jpg) > [Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/borrowing-money-on-what-s-called-easy-terms-is-a-one-way-ticket-to/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/will-rogers-272_bankers_borrowing-money-on-what-s-called-easy-te_82674.jpg) > [Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/well-another-senator-rose-and-said-as-they-always-do-does-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc1/will-rogers-272_appropriate_well-another-senator-rose-and-said-as-th_1903295.jpg) > [You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/you-can-t-say-civilization-don-t-advance-in-every-war-they-kill-you/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/will-rogers-272_civilization_you-can-t-say-civilization-don-t-advance_3167792.jpg) > [I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-guess-the-only-way-to-stop-divorce-is-to-stop-marriage/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e08/will-rogers-272_divorce_i-guess-the-only-way-to-stop-divorce-is_1061314.jpg) > [The best way out of difficulty is through it… ;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-best-way-out-of-difficulty-is-through-it/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d1/will-rogers-272_adversity_the-best-way-out-of-difficulty-is-throug_1490474.jpg) > [Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/every-day-you-meet-a-delegation-going-to-some-convention-to-try-and/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/290/will-rogers-272_conventions_every-day-you-meet-a-delegation-going-to_1393224.jpg) > [Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/wish-all-the-farmers-would-move-to-town-one-year-that-s-the-only-way/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d03/will-rogers-272_agriculture_wish-all-the-farmers-would-move-to-town_1152759.jpg) > [The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-ways-means-committee-is-a-committee-that-s-supposed-to-find-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/will-rogers-272_committee_the-ways-means-committee-is-a-committee_2847951.jpg) > [One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/one-way-to-solve-the-traffic-problem-is-to-keep-all-the-cars-that-are/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d15/will-rogers-272_car_one-way-to-solve-the-traffic-problem-is_144207.jpg) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Will Rogers > [She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/she-was-so-ugly-she-could-make-a-mule-back-away-from-an-oat-bin/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/we-are-always-saying-let-the-law-take-its-course-but-what-we-really/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-democrats-and-the-republicans-are-equally-corrupt-where-money-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/farmers-get-out-your-sense-of-humor-congress-meets-to-relieve-you/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/politicians-after-all-are-not-over-a-year-behind-public-opinion/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/american-invents-everything-but-the-trouble-is-we-get-tired-of-it-the/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [I don't know what humor is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-know-what-humor-is/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-things-i-don-t-care-how-smart-you-are-you-will-never/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-more-you-observe-politics-the-more-you-ve-got-to-admit-that-each/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/i-don-t-think-you-can-make-a-lawyer-honest-by-an-act-of-legislature/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-are-two-theories-to-arguing-with-a-woman-neither-works/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/america-is-a-great-country-but-you-can-t-live-in-it-for-nothing/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/there-ought-to-be-one-day-just-one-when-there-is-open-season-on/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/every-gag-i-tell-must-be-based-on-truth-no-matter-how-much-i-may/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) > [So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/so-live-that-you-would-not-mind-selling-your-pet-parrot-to-the-town/) [Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/will-rogers/#itemlist", "name": "33 Way Quotes By Will Rogers", "numberOfItems": 33, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Will Rogers" }, "url": 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