--- title: "16 Way Quotes By Scott Adams" description: "16 Way quotes by Scott Adams. Plus more from Scott Adams and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/881/scott-adams-666_flow_management-is-nature-s-way-of-removing-i_691232.jpg" --- > [Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/management-is-nature-s-way-of-removing-idiots-from-the-productive-flow/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/881/scott-adams-666_flow_management-is-nature-s-way-of-removing-i_691232.jpg) > [In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-to-impress-women-was-to-own-a-2/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba2/scott-adams-666_best-way_in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-t_1545995.jpg) > [The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-way-to-compile-inaccurate-information-that-no-one-wants-is/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a4/scott-adams-666_best-way_the-best-way-to-compile-inaccurate-infor_2290183.jpg) > [Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/man-is-a-game-playing-animal-and-a-computer-is-another-way-to-play/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/scott-adams-666_animal_man-is-a-game-playing-animal-and-a-compu_1975561.jpg) > [Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/large-corporations-welcome-innovation-and-individualism-in-the-same/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/scott-adams-666_corporations_large-corporations-welcome-innovation-an_1046783.jpg) > [One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/one-way-to-compensate-for-a-tiny-brain-is-to-pretend-to-be-dead/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6e/scott-adams-666_brain_one-way-to-compensate-for-a-tiny-brain-i_3141867.jpg) > [Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/stress-is-your-body-s-way-of-saying-you-haven-t-worked-enough-unpaid/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/scott-adams-666_body_stress-is-your-body-s-way-of-saying-you_2853134.jpg) > [Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-good-way-to-get-laid/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce5/scott-adams-666_believe_moslem-people-who-believe-suicide-is-a-g_2496300.jpg) > [Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/some-people-fear-that-technology-will-become-more-engaging-than-live/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/807/scott-adams-666_engaging_some-people-fear-that-technology-will-be_1326885.jpg) > [In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-to-impress-women-was-to-own-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15c/scott-adams-666_car_in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-t_1455742.jpg) > [If you have a reasonable system for pursuing success, it can survive a lot of face-plants along the way. That knowledge makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-have-a-reasonable-system-for-pursuing-success-it-can-survive-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/759/scott-adams-666_knowledge_if-you-have-a-reasonable-system-for-purs_2077220.jpg) > [As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/as-you-know-the-best-way-to-solve-a-problem-is-to-identify-the-core/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a32/scott-adams-666_belief_as-you-know-the-best-way-to-solve-a-prob_502917.jpg) > [The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-marketing-department-uses-many-advanced-techniques-to-match/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/scott-adams-666_buyers_the-marketing-department-uses-many-advan_738487.jpg) > [If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-re-following-the-news-you-know-that-the-major-religions-differ/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d11/scott-adams-666_aim_if-you-re-following-the-news-you-know-th_2011142.jpg) > [I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-think-dilbert-will-remain-popular-as-long-as-employees-are/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9e/scott-adams-666_complaining_i-think-dilbert-will-remain-popular-as-l_2041037.jpg) > [The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-surest-way-to-identify-those-who-won-t-succeed-at-weight-loss-is/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/692/scott-adams-666_bypass_the-surest-way-to-identify-those-who-won_2744648.jpg) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Scott Adams > [The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-creator-of-the-universe-works-in-mysterious-ways-but-he-uses-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-think-your-odds-of-solving-your-problem-are-bad-don-t-rule-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/frankly-i-m-suspicious-of-anyone-who-has-a-strong-opinion-on-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-want-success-figure-out-the-price-then-pay-it-it-sounds/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/ideas-are-worthless-execution-is-everything/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/for-five-hundred-dollars-i-ll-name-a-subatomic-particle-after-you/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/failure-always-brings-something-valuable-with-it-i-don-t-let-it-leave/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-longer-you-verk-here-diverse-it-gets/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/on-all-the-important-stuff-we-are-emotional-creatures-who-make/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/what-you-rarely-see-is-a-stillborn-failure-that-transmogrifies-into-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/because-everything-you-perceive-is-a-metaphor-for-something-your/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/capitalism-is-rotten-at-every-level-and-yet-it-adds-up-to-something/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-part-about-being-my-age-is-in-knowing-how-my-life-worked-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-see-voters-as-rational-you-ll-be-a-terrible-politician-people/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [E-books are impervious to analogy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/e-books-are-impervious-to-analogy/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/scott-adams/#itemlist", "name": "16 Way Quotes By Scott Adams", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/management-is-nature-s-way-of-removing-idiots-from-the-productive-flow/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": 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