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title: "25 Way Quotes By Louis C. K"
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> [If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-do-something-and-people-think-you-re-stupid-just-go-for-crazy/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/comedy-isn-t-polite-and-it-isn-t-correct-and-it-isn-t-accurate-even/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/then-i-got-divorced-and-everything-changed-and-i-became-a-father-in-a/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-have-a-lot-of-beliefs-and-i-live-by-none-of-them-that-s-just-the/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/most-americans-have-so-much-crap-that-you-could-lose-most-of-it-and/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-have-a-crazy-amount-of-different-jobs-so-the-way-i-manage-that-is/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-lot-of-tv-is-put-together-by-teams-by-writing-staffs-and-several/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-find-that-when-people-laugh-really-hard-it-s-usually-because-they/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/human-kindness-has-no-reward-you-should-give-to-others-in-every-way/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/out-of-the-people-that-ever-were-almost-all-of-them-are-dead-there/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-used-to-like-people-more-but-now-i-have-children-and-that-changes/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/my-13-year-old-daughter-leaves-the-house-at-7-15-every-morning-and/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Race doesn't mean what it used to in America anymore. It just doesn't. Obama's black, but he's not black the way people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/race-doesn-t-mean-what-it-used-to-in-america-anymore-it-just-doesn-t/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-love-being-divorced-every-year-has-been-better-than-the-last-by-the/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/sometimes-i-just-want-to-tell-a-story-regardless-of-whether-it-fits/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/people-say-there-s-delays-on-flights-delays-really-new-york-to/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [ \[about being a father\] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/about-being-a-father-i-don-t-really-remember-what-it-was-like-before/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [There's people that say “It's not fair You have all that stuff.” I wasn't born with it. It was a horrible process…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-people-that-say-it-s-not-fair-you-have-all-that-stuff-i-wasn/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-love-stand-up-more-than-anything-and-i-m-so-happy-to-have-found-a/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-ve-had-two-great-years-probably-five-good-years-so-i-had-20-years/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-was-talking-to-my-friend-and-he-said-his-girlfriend-was-mad-at-him/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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## Other authors on Way

## More by Louis C. K

> [Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/technically-i-ve-learned-that-having-good-legs-and-wind-is-good-for/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-i-m-past-any-window-where-i-m-suddenly-going-to-become/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-can-feel-how-an-audience-is-reacting-when-i-m-on-a-stage-but-when/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-need-to-develop-the-ability-to-just-be-yourself-and-not-be-doing/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-love-learning-i-think-learning-is-how-you-live-the-verb-of-my/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-woman-saying-yes-to-a-date-with-a-man-is-literally-insane-and-ill/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-take-my-kids-out-for-dinner-or-lunch-people-smile-at-us/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-had-a-jetpack-you-d-be-like-i-have-the-shittiest-jetpack-who-s/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

> [I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-spend-enough-time-onscreen-looking-hangdog-and-depressed/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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