--- title: "20 Way Quotes By Kim Harrison" description: "20 Way quotes by Kim Harrison. Plus more from Kim Harrison and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe4/kim-harrison-323_giving_jenks-you-can-fly-me-up-the-rest-of-the_3102992.png" --- > [Jenks, you can fly me up the rest of the way to Trent, and then pow! I give Trent his statue." "Pow,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/jenks-you-can-fly-me-up-the-rest-of-the-way-to-trent-and-then-pow-i/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe4/kim-harrison-323_giving_jenks-you-can-fly-me-up-the-rest-of-the_3102992.png) > [Rachel, you summon demons. You’re good at it. Get over it, then find a way to make it work for you. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/rachel-you-summon-demons-you-re-good-at-it-get-over-it-then-find-a/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/kim-harrison-323_demon_rachel-you-summon-demons-you-re-good-at_139953.png) > [A devious spark lit through Al, making me smile. One way. It costs too much, he said. “There’s no inflation in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/a-devious-spark-lit-through-al-making-me-smile-one-way-it-costs-too/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/kim-harrison-323_als_a-devious-spark-lit-through-al-making-me_2307773.jpg) > [Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thinking-he-liked-it-that-way/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/357/kim-harrison-323_hair_your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thin_57077.png) > [...It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/it-s-easier-to-find-a-way-to-make-money-at-something-you-love-than-to/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf1/kim-harrison-323_easier_it-s-easier-to-find-a-way-to-make-money_3181958.png) > [Rachel, we've been over this. This is what I do," he said, crumbs of whiten cheese falling from the knife. "Find a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/rachel-we-ve-been-over-this-this-is-what-i-do-he-said-crumbs-of/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b59/kim-harrison-323_cheese_rachel-we-ve-been-over-this-this-is-what_829752.png) > [she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/she-thought-i-could-find-a-way-to-save-her-soul-when-she-died-and/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/256/kim-harrison-323_money_she-thought-i-could-find-a-way-to-save-h_501379.jpg) > [I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-sighed-i-hated-the-maze-of-bureaucracy-with-a-passion-but-i-ve/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c56/kim-harrison-323_bureaucracy_i-sighed-i-hated-the-maze-of-bureaucracy_582969.png) > [I have a name,” I grumped, my stomach pinching me harder. “Yes, but it has no pizzazz. Ra-a-a-a-chel. Rach-e-e-e-eel,” he said, trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-have-a-name-i-grumped-my-stomach-pinching-me-harder-yes-but-it-has/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/kim-harrison-323_different_i-have-a-name-i-grumped-my-stomach-pinch_3155359.png) > [I never considered I might make a career out of writing as I was going to school, so when I did turn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-never-considered-i-might-make-a-career-out-of-writing-as-i-was/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f98/kim-harrison-323_attention_i-never-considered-i-might-make-a-career_2814797.jpg) > [Maybe if I didn't say anything about what happened, we could get back to the way we were. Ignoring a problem was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/maybe-if-i-didn-t-say-anything-about-what-happened-we-could-get-back/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/582/kim-harrison-323_agree_maybe-if-i-didn-t-say-anything-about-wha_2627237.png) > [Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/big-lots-i-said-seeing-the-eighty-year-old-oaks-and-shady-lawns-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f8/kim-harrison-323_agreement_big-lots-i-said-seeing-the-eighty-year-o_2498768.jpg) > [Together we made our way from the service entrances in back to the front, Jenks shedding clothes and handing them to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/together-we-made-our-way-from-the-service-entrances-in-back-to-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da4/kim-harrison-323_bags_together-we-made-our-way-from-the-servic_1455428.jpg) > [A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/a-witch-a-vampire-and-a-pixy-walk-into-a-bar-i-thought-as-i-led-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f10/kim-harrison-323_air_a-witch-a-vampire-and-a-pixy-walk-into-a_1126264.jpg) > [ \[Jenks\]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/jenks-i-think-you-re-all-screwy-in-the-head-he-said-when-bis-nodded/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/kim-harrison-323_black_jenks-i-think-you-re-all-screwy-in-the-h_645379.png) > [There were no more choices, no more options, no more clever ways out of a tough situation. And the rush, I realized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/there-were-no-more-choices-no-more-options-no-more-clever-ways-out-of/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4b/kim-harrison-323_blind_there-were-no-more-choices-no-more-optio_965499.png) > [Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I complained. "They can't do that." I shook it at him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/hey-i-exclaimed-seeing-the-total-they-re-charging-me-retail-glenn-i/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b08/kim-harrison-323_baby_hey-i-exclaimed-seeing-the-total-they-re_439315.png) > [Edden called the church first,” she said by way of greeting, her thin eyebrows high as she spotted Ford’s arm linked in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/edden-called-the-church-first-she-said-by-way-of-greeting-her-thin/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7d/kim-harrison-323_arms_edden-called-the-church-first-she-said-b_595385.jpg) > [I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-smell-pancakes-al-said-as-he-jauntily-smacked-pierce-s-hat-back-on/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d68/kim-harrison-323_algaliarept_i-smell-pancakes-al-said-as-he-jauntily_2494096.png) > [The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-quickest-way-to-a-woman-s-crotch-is-through-her-gullet-can-i-make/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af0/kim-harrison-323_als_the-quickest-way-to-a-woman-s-crotch-is_205526.png) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Kim Harrison > [Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/maybe-i-could-be-friends-with-a-ghost-i-wouldn-t-be-able-to-kill-him/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/my-god-he-whispered-what-have-i-done-to-her-he-thought-humbled-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-turned-back-to-the-mirror-seeing-that-there-were-no-lines-on-it-it/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“Half of it was meticulously arranged as an office with her computer - faster and more powerful than an industrial-sized package of laxative -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/half-of-it-was-meticulously-arranged-as-an-office-with-her-computer/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/actually-i-said-hesitant-to-bring-it-up-i-was-thinking-along-the/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I’m giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I’ll open up your head for the sunshine to come in.” - Jenks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-giving-you-fair-warning-mr-cormel-if-you-bespell-rachel-i-ll-open/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-demon-had-trouble-remembering-what-she-was-doing-but-she-was/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thinking-he-liked-it-that-way/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/keep-your-vampire-mitts-off-me-i-m-not-your-friggin-blood-toy/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“From my ear Jenks snickered. “Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/from-my-ear-jenks-snickered-awwww-you-two-are-so-sweet-i-could-fart/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/uh-ivy-stammered-and-i-glanced-up-to-see-her-eyes-wide-in/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-ll-always-be-here-he-said-softly-you-can-never-fill-my-need-never/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I hoped he was right. I’d never heard of a university refusing money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-hoped-he-was-right-i-d-never-heard-of-a-university-refusing-money/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“The rag he'd used to clean the table went into the fire behind him. "I saw what you are," he said, "and I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-rag-he-d-used-to-clean-the-table-went-into-the-fire-behind-him-i/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) > [“I’m not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-not-afraid-of-love-being-difficult-if-it-was-easy-then-everyone/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/kim-harrison/#itemlist", "name": "20 Way Quotes By Kim Harrison", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jenks, you can fly me up the rest of the way to Trent, and then pow! I give Trent his statue.\" \"Pow, you'll be naked!\" Jenks exclaimed. 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