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title: "33 Way Quotes By Jon Stewart"
description: "33 Way quotes by Jon Stewart. Plus more from Jon Stewart and more Way sayings from other authors."
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> [When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/when-did-fact-checking-and-journalism-go-their-separate-ways/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/clearly-i-m-way-older-than-everyone/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [ It's nice to know that \[God\] can destroy us in a myriad of ways. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/it-s-nice-to-know-that-god-can-destroy-us-in-a-myriad-of-ways/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-can-only-fight-back-in-a-way-that-i-feel-like-i-m-talented/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/iran-ireland-israel-that-s-three-countries-four-religions-that-hate/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/here-s-the-way-i-look-at-it-president-bush-has-uranium-tipped-bunker/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/by-the-way-when-you-finish-the-bottle-of-crown-royal-you-can-still/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/war-that-hasn-t-affected-us-here-in-the-way-that-you-would-imagine-a/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I'm not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-m-not-trying-to-be-modest-of-self-deprecating-or-in-any-way-trying/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-best-way-to-describe-my-ability-was-to-say-that-after-the-game/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/in-what-is-perhaps-the-strangest-turn-in-the-president-s-efforts-to/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/yes-it-seems-that-as-the-president-george-w-bush-comes-to-the-end-of/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/if-i-could-be-really-competent-that-goes-such-a-long-way-toward/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/pigmentation-was-a-quick-and-convenient-way-of-judging-a-person-one/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-can-t-tell-you-how-many-times-we-ll-run-into-a-journalist-and-go/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/college-is-something-you-complete-life-is-something-you-experience-so/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/as-our-larynxes-descended-we-were-able-to-make-sounds-with-our-mouths/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/scores-of-iraqi-exiles-met-in-london-to-discuss-ways-to-overthrow/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-i-invited-everyone/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/after-a-long-investigation-the-sec-has-fined-halliburton-7-5-million/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [ The thing that \[the Senate and the House\] don't realize is that everyone wants them to come from beyond that contradiction so… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-thing-that-the-senate-and-the-house-don-t-realize-is-that/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-m-less-upset-with-politicians-than-the-media-i-feel-like/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I feel like the only thing that I can do, and I've been fired from enough jobs, that I'm pretty confident in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-feel-like-the-only-thing-that-i-can-do-and-i-ve-been-fired-from/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/even-if-the-flag-burning-amendment-does-become-law-the-larger-problem/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/condoleezza-rice-was-confirmed-by-a-vote-of-85-13-despite-a/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [People always say, when did you realize you were funny? And I think it's not that you realize you were funny. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/people-always-say-when-did-you-realize-you-were-funny-and-i-think-it/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I think that's why they're so really - here's the disconnect. It's sort of this odd and I've always had this problem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-think-that-s-why-they-re-so-really-here-s-the-disconnect-it-s-sort/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [We look at, the absurdity of the system provides us the most material. And that is best served by sort of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/we-look-at-the-absurdity-of-the-system-provides-us-the-most-material/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/it-is-hard-to-get-mad-at-donald-trump-for-saying-stupid-things-in-the/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [ \[The conversation with John McCain\] is not about being a pacifist or- suggesting that you can never have a military solution to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-conversation-with-john-mccain-is-not-about-being-a-pacifist-or/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [I focus on the task and try and do it as best we can. And we're constantly evolving it, because it's my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-focus-on-the-task-and-try-and-do-it-as-best-we-can-and-we-re/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [When in doubt, I can stare blankly. The rubber face. There's only so many ways you can stare incredulously at the camera…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/when-in-doubt-i-can-stare-blankly-the-rubber-face-there-s-only-so/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/songwriting-is-the-way-of-perpetual-want-songwriters-are-the-blessed/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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## Other authors on Way

## More by Jon Stewart

> [Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/clearly-i-m-way-older-than-everyone/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-don-t-know-how-people-feel-that-s-the-beauty-of-tv-is-they-can-see/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [I don't think marijuana should be illegal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-don-t-think-marijuana-should-be-illegal/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/i-reject-the-idea-there-are-just-two-sides-i-think-that-with-the/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/megachurches-i-can-t-be-the-only-one-frightened-when-our-houses-of/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/while-opponents-label-howard-dean-a-throwback-liberal-the-new-york/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/you-just-have-to-keep-trying-to-do-good-work-and-hope-that-it-leads/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/you-know-in-saudi-arabia-you-re-innocent-until-proven-jewish-female/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/the-unfortunate-yet-truly-exciting-thing-about-your-life-is-that/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/a-guy-who-says-what-people-who-aren-t-thinking-are-thinking/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/do-you-guys-have-to-sell-everything-i-d-like-to-buy-the-earth-s-core/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/christmas-and-the-new-year-are-actually-two-holidays-so-there-is-a/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/we-re-going-to-do-a-challenge-i-m-going-to-try-and-download-every/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/our-culture-is-just-a-series-of-checks-and-balances-the-whole-idea/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

> [For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/for-me-it-was-just-exciting-to-see-fake-news-catching-on-like-that-we/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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