--- title: "16 Way Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld" description: "16 Way quotes by Jerry Seinfeld. Plus more from Jerry Seinfeld and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-noth_2861030.jpg" --- > [Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-nothing-humor-more-than-me-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-noth_2861030.jpg) > [Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-light-but-with-twenty-per-cent/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/jerry-seinfeld-880_cents_introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-li_745659.jpg) > [The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-less-you-know-about-a-field-the-better-your-odds-dumb-boldness-is/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b7/jerry-seinfeld-880_approach_the-less-you-know-about-a-field-the-bett_2219430.jpg) > [There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-s-no-way-that-moving-in-with-your-parents-is-a-sign-that-your/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90f/jerry-seinfeld-880_family_there-s-no-way-that-moving-in-with-your_418729.jpg) > [Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/comedy-is-just-complaining-in-an-entertaining-way-enterplaining/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d35/jerry-seinfeld-880_comedy_comedy-is-just-complaining-in-an-enterta_233636.jpg) > [Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/everybody-in-new-york-city-knows-there-s-way-more-cars-than-parking/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/jerry-seinfeld-880_car_everybody-in-new-york-city-knows-there-s_686364.jpg) > [The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-only-way-a-show-works-is-you-find-people-who-you-think-are/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/jerry-seinfeld-880_chance_the-only-way-a-show-works-is-you-find-pe_2454739.jpg) > [You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-can-measure-distance-by-time-how-far-away-is-it-oh-about-20/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/183/jerry-seinfeld-880_distance_you-can-measure-distance-by-time-how-far_1105151.jpg) > [The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-worst-way-of-flying-i-think-is-standby-it-never-works-that-s-why/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d6/jerry-seinfeld-880_bye_the-worst-way-of-flying-i-think-is-stand_2144839.jpg) > [I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-have-this-old-57-porsche-speedster-and-the-way-the-door-closes-i-ll/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51b/jerry-seinfeld-880_closes_i-have-this-old-57-porsche-speedster-and_1776446.jpg) > [I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-do-a-little-thing-about-the-way-people-shake-the-sweetener-packet/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_i-do-a-little-thing-about-the-way-people_3110306.jpg) > [You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-know-what-i-never-get-with-the-limo-the-tinted-windows-is-that-so/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ca/jerry-seinfeld-880_antenna_you-know-what-i-never-get-with-the-limo_161800.jpg) > [And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/and-i-ll-tell-ya-i-m-really-enjoying-this-marriage-thing-you-think/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/jerry-seinfeld-880_care_and-i-ll-tell-ya-i-m-really-enjoying-thi_1860327.jpg) > [Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/sometimes-you-can-do-certain-things-on-stage-or-even-in-a-tv-series/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81b/jerry-seinfeld-880_animated_sometimes-you-can-do-certain-things-on-s_2221197.jpg) > [The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-idea-behind-the-tuxedo-is-the-woman-s-point-of-view-that-men-are/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/447/jerry-seinfeld-880_beautiful_the-idea-behind-the-tuxedo-is-the-woman_949332.jpg) > [I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-was-in-front-of-an-ambulance-the-other-day-and-i-noticed-that-the/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/jerry-seinfeld-880_ambulance_i-was-in-front-of-an-ambulance-the-other_220860.jpg) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Jerry Seinfeld > [“i chose not to run”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-chose-not-to-run/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-have-a-nice-bookshelf-in-my-office-but-not-my-house-i-m-crass-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-s-no-downside-to-fame-and-people-who-whine-about-it-make-me/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf-2/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-was-in-the-drug-store-the-other-day-trying-to-get-a-cold-medication/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-went-up-to-the-camp-and-paul-had-me-eat-my-first-oyster-i-had-never/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/then-finally-the-third-year-begging-the-parents-i-got-the-superman/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/this-is-really-a-crazy-idea-you-know-it-probably-won-t-work-but-that/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-you-get-something-right-you-really-feel-it-right-in-your-chest-on/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/people-have-an-infinite-attention-span-if-you-are-entertaining-them/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/it-s-hard-to-do-nothing-because-you-tend-to-do-something-and-then-you/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-really-hard-laugh-is-like-sex-one-of-the-ultimate-diversions-of/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-are-many-things-you-can-point-to-as-proof-that-the-human-is-not/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-know-what-i-never-get-with-the-limo-the-tinted-windows-is-that-so/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/jerry-seinfeld/#itemlist", "name": "16 Way Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-nothing-humor-more-than-me-but/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-noth_2861030.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-noth_2861030.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3c/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_nobody-enjoys-the-little-show-about-noth_2861030.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-light-but-with-twenty-per-cent/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/jerry-seinfeld-880_cents_introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-li_745659.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/jerry-seinfeld-880_cents_introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-li_745659.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9eb/jerry-seinfeld-880_cents_introducing-lite-the-new-way-to-spell-li_745659.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The less you know about a field, the better your odds. 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