--- title: "11 Way Quotes By Greg Behrendt" description: "11 Way quotes by Greg Behrendt. Plus more from Greg Behrendt and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/greg-behrendt-2271_failure_the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake_1951018.png" --- > [The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake-choosing-the-wrong-person-is/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/greg-behrendt-2271_failure_the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake_1951018.png) > [I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-was-always-funny-but-i-wasn-t-a-great-musician-and-i-wanted-to-be-a/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/239/greg-behrendt-2271_always_i-was-always-funny-but-i-wasn-t-a-great_2813562.png) > [I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-love-astute-observations-and-really-great-wordplay-i-love-the-way/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a74/greg-behrendt-2271_about_i-love-astute-observations-and-really-gr_595904.png) > [Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It's not getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/social-media-is-a-really-cool-way-to-tell-your-story-to-people-who/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/greg-behrendt-2271_cool_social-media-is-a-really-cool-way-to-tel_2517347.png) > [My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/my-buddy-tom-he-d-been-chasing-a-girl-for-two-years-and-he-got-her/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c5/greg-behrendt-2271_buddy_my-buddy-tom-he-d-been-chasing-a-girl-fo_2086112.png) > [There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/there-are-only-so-many-ways-to-get-people-to-go-see-stand-up-that-it/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ff/greg-behrendt-2271_comedy_there-are-only-so-many-ways-to-get-peopl_2076170.png) > [Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/part-of-being-a-comedian-is-that-it-s-your-job-to-look-at-life-and/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/greg-behrendt-2271_absurdities_part-of-being-a-comedian-is-that-it-s-yo_1739811.png) > [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/122/greg-behrendt-2271_any_i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-o_197222.png) > [I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-always-say-that-i-love-magic-but-i-hate-magicians-i-like-being/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/905/greg-behrendt-2271_business_i-always-say-that-i-love-magic-but-i-hat_2252387.png) > [Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/let-s-start-with-this-statistic-you-are-delicious-be-brave-my-sweet-i/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fd/greg-behrendt-2271_and-love_let-s-start-with-this-statistic-you-are_1340159.png) > [Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/well-i-knew-instantly-when-i-met-my-wife-what-a-good-relationship-it/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16a/greg-behrendt-2271_absurdity_well-i-knew-instantly-when-i-met-my-wife_1046991.png) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Greg Behrendt > [Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/personally-when-i-m-picking-friends-i-like-the-ones-who-don-t-make-me/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/so-i-m-34-i-m-kind-of-becoming-an-adult-kind-of-i-guess-but-i-know/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/don-t-be-flattered-that-he-misses-you-he-should-miss-you-you-are/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-best-thing-that-can-happen-in-a-relationship-is-when-you-are-the/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-reason-it-s-so-painful-when-someone-disappears-is-you-have-to/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/cheaters-are-people-who-have-a-lot-of-stuff-to-work-out-and-they-re/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/two-people-in-a-relationship-either-grow-together-or-apart-over-time/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-do-think-that-you-can-dress-yourself-out-of-a-problem-the-way-that/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/we-re-taught-that-in-life-we-should-try-to-look-on-the-bright-side/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-don-t-have-to-edit-myself-i-get-to-be-me-warts-and-all-and-that-s/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/he-s-just-not-that-into-you-if-he-s-not-asking-you-out-because-if-he/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/lying-cheating-hiding-is-the-exact-opposite-of-the-behavior-of-a-man/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [big plans require big action](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/big-plans-require-big-action/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/i-ve-never-tried-to-pass-myself-off-as-anything-more-than-a-comedian/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) > [People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/people-are-inspired-to-do-remarkable-things-to-find-and-be-with-the/) [Greg Behrendt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-behrendt/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/greg-behrendt/#itemlist", "name": "11 Way Quotes By Greg Behrendt", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Greg Behrendt" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-behrendt/the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake-choosing-the-wrong-person-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/greg-behrendt-2271_failure_the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake_1951018.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/greg-behrendt-2271_failure_the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake_1951018.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/greg-behrendt-2271_failure_the-quickest-way-to-rectify-that-mistake_1951018.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on…” — Greg Behrendt", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. 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