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> [Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out of it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/don-t-tear-up-the-page-and-start-over-again-when-you-write-a-bad-line/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/some-people-think-it-is-difficult-to-be-a-christian-and-to-laugh-but/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/easter-is-so-disappointing-you-suffer-all-the-way-through-lent-and/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/never-insult-a-writer-you-may-find-yourself-immortalized-in-ways-you/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [It was a pleasure to have somebody else be the boss. It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun any other way.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/it-was-a-pleasure-to-have-somebody-else-be-the-boss-it-wouldn-t-have/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/i-think-there-s-a-lot-of-power-in-listening-to-one-person-talking-to/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/when-writing-loses-touch-with-the-beautiful-surface-of-the-world-it/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [A boy wrote me once to say that he loved it when the news from Lake Wobegon came on the radio because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/a-boy-wrote-me-once-to-say-that-he-loved-it-when-the-news-from-lake/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [The audience is invisible and that's good. Somewhere my voice is drifting through a swine barn and the sound of it seems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/the-audience-is-invisible-and-that-s-good-somewhere-my-voice-is/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [When the New Yorker turned down work, they turned it down in such an elaborately gentlemanly way making apologies for their own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/when-the-new-yorker-turned-down-work-they-turned-it-down-in-such-an/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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> [We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/we-have-nearly-complete-misunderstanding-between-people-of-different/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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## Other authors on Way

## More by Garrison Keillor

> [God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/god-writes-a-lot-of-comedy-the-trouble-is-he-s-stuck-with-so-many-bad/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/the-socially-redeeming-aspect-of-golf-lies-in-the-vast-number-of/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/god-plays-a-lot-of-jokes-on-us-to-get-our-attention/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/ha-easy-for-nuns-to-talk-about-giving-up-things-that-s-what-they-do/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/this-is-the-big-reason-most-humorists-fail-drunks-don-t-read-books/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/before-the-world-was-made-when-it-was-only-darkness-and-mist-and/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/on-investments-1998-where-i-m-from-we-don-t-trust-paper-wealth-is/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/the-rich-can-afford-to-be-progressive-poor-people-have-reason-to-be/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/english-is-the-perfect-language-for-preachers-because-it-allows-you/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/if-you-can-t-read-a-simple-goddam-sign-and-follow-one-simple-goddam/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/the-gospel-is-meant-to-comfort-the-afflicted-and-afflict-the/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [I don't want them to be told to remember me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/i-don-t-want-them-to-be-told-to-remember-me/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [Childhood is the small town everyone came from.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/childhood-is-the-small-town-everyone-came-from/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/i-have-taken-so-many-wrong-turns-and-been-so-careless-with-precious/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

> [Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say, thirty cans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/where-i-m-from-we-don-t-trust-paper-wealth-is-what-s-here-on-the/)

[Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/)

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