--- title: "14 Way Quotes By Darynda Jones" description: "14 Way quotes by Darynda Jones. Plus more from Darynda Jones and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8a/darynda-jones-474_agony_if-i-was-going-to-go-out-tonight-i-was-g_491381.png" --- > [If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-i-was-going-to-go-out-tonight-i-was-going-to-go-out-fighting-or/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8a/darynda-jones-474_agony_if-i-was-going-to-go-out-tonight-i-was-g_491381.png) > [Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/want-coffee-i-asked-as-i-headed-that-way-it-s-three-thirty-in-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/darynda-jones-474_coffee_want-coffee-i-asked-as-i-headed-that-way_1905950.png) > [Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/death-comes-to-those-who-wait-and-to-those-who-don-t-so-either-way/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7a/darynda-jones-474_comes_death-comes-to-those-who-wait-and-to-tho_321898.png) > [She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/she-shook-her-head-then-took-off-again-and-i-found-myself-struggling/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/darynda-jones-474_bunnies_she-shook-her-head-then-took-off-again-a_803542.png) > [Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/can-i-jump-in-your-body-and-make-out-with-my-wife-through-you-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d5/darynda-jones-474_body_can-i-jump-in-your-body-and-make-out-wit_677386.jpg) > [Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-led-the-way-her-disposition/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/darynda-jones-474_brushes_can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-l_806281.png) > [We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/we-re-like-the-three-musketeers-searching-for-truth-and-justice-and/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06d/darynda-jones-474_blind_we-re-like-the-three-musketeers-searchin_1177319.png) > [I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-but-your-mother-and-i-are/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/darynda-jones-474_dad_i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-b_1704564.png) > [.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin-girl-scouts-those-things/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/darynda-jones-474_charlie_an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin_2888652.png) > [Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-nap-on-the-way-over-didn-t-you/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc5/darynda-jones-474_car_have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-n_1167059.png) > [...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heater-stopped-working-in-mid/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/darynda-jones-474_december_but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heate_2998975.png) > [Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/oh-i-forgot-to-tell-you-cookie-said-amber-wants-your-dad-to-get-a/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f0/darynda-jones-474_amber_oh-i-forgot-to-tell-you-cookie-said-ambe_2668762.jpg) > [You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-either-fainted-or-you-wanted-a-much-closer-look-at-the-cracks-in/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb0/darynda-jones-474_bye_you-either-fainted-or-you-wanted-a-much_1872115.jpg) > [Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/reyes-what-happened-he-d-been-busy-nibbling-his-way-to-my-collarbone/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/964/darynda-jones-474_blood_reyes-what-happened-he-d-been-busy-nibbl_459384.png) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Darynda Jones > [He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/he-bombarded-me-with-words-of-all-things-apparently-clueless-to-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-have-three-words-for-you-emt-guy-said-possible-internal-bleeding-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/see-you-in-a-few-hold-down-the-fort-mr-wong/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-fighting-clowns-always-go-for-the-juggler/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/god-i-loved-sammy-i-d-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/oh-my-god-i-don-t-know-what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Las mujeres que se portan bien no suelen hacer historia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/las-mujeres-que-se-portan-bien-no-suelen-hacer-historia/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-ever-there-was-a-time-to-carry-a-flashlight-it-would-definitely-be/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/in-three-hundred-feet-turn-right-darth-vader-said-the-darth-vader-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-asshole-slipped-peggy-a-five-spot-to-bring-him-his-burger-first/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-reported-to-work-the-next-morning-looking-like-something-the-cat/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/it-isn-t-the-fall-that-will-kill-you-but-the-sudden-stop/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/one-day-i-m-going-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-you-charley-davidson-i-had/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/we-should-date-i-laughed-curled-him-into-my-arms-and-kissed-the-soft/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/a-girl-a-mocha-latte-and-a-naked-dead-man-walk-into-a-bar/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/darynda-jones/#itemlist", "name": "14 Way Quotes By Darynda Jones", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. 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Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-led-the-way-her-disposition/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/darynda-jones-474_brushes_can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-l_806281.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/darynda-jones-474_brushes_can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-l_806281.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/darynda-jones-474_brushes_can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-l_806281.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. 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We're just - We're going in different directions.\" \"I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-but-your-mother-and-i-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/darynda-jones-474_dad_i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-b_1704564.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/darynda-jones-474_dad_i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-b_1704564.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/darynda-jones-474_dad_i-m-sorry-to-have-to-tell-you-this-way-b_1704564.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating.\" When I pressed my mouth…” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": ".. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack.\" Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin-girl-scouts-those-things/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/darynda-jones-474_charlie_an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin_2888652.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/darynda-jones-474_charlie_an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin_2888652.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/darynda-jones-474_charlie_an-emergency-stash-of-thin-mints-frickin_2888652.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to…” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-nap-on-the-way-over-didn-t-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc5/darynda-jones-474_car_have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-n_1167059.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc5/darynda-jones-474_car_have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-n_1167059.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc5/darynda-jones-474_car_have-you-slept-yet-sure-i-took-a-power-n_1167059.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other…” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I’d suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heater-stopped-working-in-mid/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/darynda-jones-474_december_but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heate_2998975.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/darynda-jones-474_december_but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heate_2998975.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/darynda-jones-474_december_but-he-was-a-good-landlord-when-my-heate_2998975.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“...But he was a good landlord. 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Either way, you hit hard.\" \"Seriously?\" He nodded. \"Maybe you shouldn't have been trying to make out with him,\" he suggested. How did he know that? \"I was kissing him good-bye.\" He snorted and exchanged glances with the nurse. \"That's not what it looked like to me.\" Probably not. But what happened? Could Reyes Farrow take control over me even from a freaking coma? 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