--- title: "14 Way Quotes By Bob Newhart" description: "14 Way quotes by Bob Newhart. Plus more from Bob Newhart and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50b/bob-newhart-2419_blame_don-t-ever-have-two-dogs-that-way-you-wo_1528199.jpg" --- > [Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/don-t-ever-have-two-dogs-that-way-you-won-t-know-which-one-to-blame/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50b/bob-newhart-2419_blame_don-t-ever-have-two-dogs-that-way-you-wo_1528199.jpg) > [All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/all-comedians-are-in-a-way-anarchists-our-job-is-to-make-fun-of-the/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fc/bob-newhart-2419_anarchist_all-comedians-are-in-a-way-anarchists-ou_2159311.jpg) > [The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-only-way-to-survive-is-to-have-a-sense-of-humour/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/090/bob-newhart-2419_comedy_the-only-way-to-survive-is-to-have-a-sen_3117251.jpg) > [I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-was-influenced-by-every-comedian-i-ever-saw-work-that-s-the-only/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f03/bob-newhart-2419_comedian_i-was-influenced-by-every-comedian-i-eve_2868022.jpg) > [You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/you-re-not-dead-at-85-you-re-a-long-way-from-it-go-out-and-enjoy-you/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/bob-newhart-2419_dead_you-re-not-dead-at-85-you-re-a-long-way_2069998.jpg) > [What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/what-you-see-on-stage-is-pretty-much-the-way-i-am-a-dry-sense-of-humor/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/bob-newhart-2419_am_what-you-see-on-stage-is-pretty-much-the_1497798.jpg) > [I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-don-t-want-to-sound-like-the-old-guy-but-cynicism-is-a-potential/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/426/bob-newhart-2419_colors_i-don-t-want-to-sound-like-the-old-guy-b_2723906.jpg) > [When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/when-i-was-off-tv-people-would-ask-me-to-please-come-back-which-i/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/bob-newhart-2419_ask_when-i-was-off-tv-people-would-ask-me-to_64805.jpg) > [When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice. My routines are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/when-i-started-i-was-doing-all-the-good-comedians-i-d-ever-seen-then/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d4/bob-newhart-2419_comedians_when-i-started-i-was-doing-all-the-good_2227539.jpg) > [It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/it-was-a-decision-to-work-clean-i-just-prefer-to-work-that-way-i-have/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17e/bob-newhart-2419_clean_it-was-a-decision-to-work-clean-i-just-p_3022782.jpg) > [Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/because-of-the-spin-meisters-and-the-focus-groups-and-the-way/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f5/bob-newhart-2419_comedy_because-of-the-spin-meisters-and-the-foc_1825344.jpg) > [Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/women-are-more-emotional-they-do-get-flustered-which-is-not-to-say/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bd/bob-newhart-2419_emotional_women-are-more-emotional-they-do-get-flu_1117780.jpg) > [There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/there-are-a-lot-of-questions-i-keep-asking-myself-about-why-i-do/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24e/bob-newhart-2419_asking_there-are-a-lot-of-questions-i-keep-aski_1994516.jpg) > [I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-m-one-of-those-passengers-who-arrives-at-the-airport-five-or-six/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ada/bob-newhart-2419_airports_i-m-one-of-those-passengers-who-arrives_2677214.jpg) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Bob Newhart > [Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/television-series-are-like-the-stock-market-there-s-room-for-bears/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-didn-t-need-the-elf-outfit-to-play-an-elf-i-could-just-play-an-elf/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/when-i-was-off-tv-people-would-ask-me-to-please-come-back-which-i/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-just-made-the-decision-that-i-was-going-to-try-comedy-and-if-didn-t/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [Don't be silly and don't waste your time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/don-t-be-silly-and-don-t-waste-your-time/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-m-most-proud-of-the-longevity-of-my-marriage-my-kids-and-my/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-best-advice-i-could-give-someone-trying-to-get-into-the-comedy/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/as-an-actor-you-generally-want-to-see-the-other-actor-s-face/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/you-shouldn-t-get-too-close-to-the-truth-because-then-maybe-you-stop/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/but-i-really-believe-that-if-you-have-the-ability-there-is-an/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/the-reason-i-m-a-psychologist-is-based-in-part-on-my-telephone/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-think-that-what-comes-through-in-chicago-humor-is-the-affection/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I feel more comfortable in comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-feel-more-comfortable-in-comedy/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-really-don-t-know-what-makes-a-comedian-i-think-it-s-a-family/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) > [I made a record album in 1960 and it exploded, and I got all these offers for TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-newhart/i-made-a-record-album-in-1960-and-it-exploded-and-i-got-all-these/) [Bob Newhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-newhart/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/bob-newhart/#itemlist", "name": "14 Way Quotes By Bob Newhart", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't ever have two dogs. 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