--- title: "19 Way Quotes By Bill Cosby" description: "19 Way quotes by Bill Cosby. Plus more from Bill Cosby and more Way sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b4/bill-cosby-720_deserve_i-m-going-out-because-i-deserve-to-go-ou_271906.jpg" --- > [I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-m-going-out-because-i-deserve-to-go-out-and-i-m-going-to-get-drunk/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b4/bill-cosby-720_deserve_i-m-going-out-because-i-deserve-to-go-ou_271906.jpg) > [We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/we-go-out-of-our-way-to-make-people-so-different-to-punish-them/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/bill-cosby-720_color_we-go-out-of-our-way-to-make-people-so-d_2134174.jpg) > [You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/you-know-the-only-people-who-are-always-sure-about-the-proper-way-to/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c95/bill-cosby-720_children_you-know-the-only-people-who-are-always_1218103.jpg) > [My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/my-father-walked-to-school-4-o-clock-every-morning-with-no-shoes-on/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/748/bill-cosby-720_clock_my-father-walked-to-school-4-o-clock-eve_3007714.jpg) > [I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-don-t-have-a-clue-about-the-way-to-achievement-however-the-way-to/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5b/bill-cosby-720_achievement_i-don-t-have-a-clue-about-the-way-to-ach_2268123.jpg) > [People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/people-say-god-will-find-a-way-god-can-t-find-a-way-if-you-re-in-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/866/bill-cosby-720_faith_people-say-god-will-find-a-way-god-can-t_835541.jpg) > [I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-can-t-even-talk-the-way-these-people-talk-why-you-ain-t-where-you/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11e/bill-cosby-720_coming-out_i-can-t-even-talk-the-way-these-people-t_478893.jpg) > [I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave the way for the Obama family.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-can-t-negate-the-theory-that-the-huxtables-on-the-cosby-show-may/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c1/bill-cosby-720_black_i-can-t-negate-the-theory-that-the-huxta_615126.jpg) > [A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/a-white-person-listens-to-my-act-and-he-laughs-and-he-thinks-yeah/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe0/bill-cosby-720_bigotry_a-white-person-listens-to-my-act-and-he_1472498.jpg) > [In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/in-spite-of-the-seven-thousand-books-of-expert-advice-the-right-way/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/bill-cosby-720_advice_in-spite-of-the-seven-thousand-books-of_2748595.jpg) > [My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/my-latest-blood-test-said-my-cholesterol-was-very-high-and-my-doctor/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edc/bill-cosby-720_blood_my-latest-blood-test-said-my-cholesterol_348735.jpg) > [A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/a-new-father-quickly-learns-that-his-child-invariably-comes-to-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/bill-cosby-720_bathroom_a-new-father-quickly-learns-that-his-chi_1916131.jpg) > [We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/we-are-all-anxious-to-be-accepted-but-if-you-have-a-strong-mother-and/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fc/bill-cosby-720_accepted_we-are-all-anxious-to-be-accepted-but-if_2321329.jpg) > [In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I'm not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/in-september-of-1960-i-was-blessed-and-i-m-not-saying-blessed-in-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/973/bill-cosby-720_accepted_in-september-of-1960-i-was-blessed-and-i_1149201.jpg) > [I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-didn-t-like-what-was-on-tv-in-terms-of-sitcoms-it-had-nothing-to-do/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/849/bill-cosby-720_audience_i-didn-t-like-what-was-on-tv-in-terms-of_3231651.jpg) > [I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-m-not-going-out-and-hitting-a-95-mph-fastball-where-i-can-t-see-the/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2e/bill-cosby-720_ability_i-m-not-going-out-and-hitting-a-95-mph-f_1554005.jpg) > [There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/there-are-stories-in-the-bible-about-people-telling-other-people-how/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd8/bill-cosby-720_bible_there-are-stories-in-the-bible-about-peo_1251043.jpg) > [Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/anecdote-in-a-controversial-way-comedian-and-actor-bill-cosby-sought/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/bill-cosby-720_actors_anecdote-in-a-controversial-way-comedian_1402339.jpg) > [My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/my-grandpa-didn-t-believe-in-hugging-and-kissing-or-saying-i-love-you/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20b/bill-cosby-720_believe_my-grandpa-didn-t-believe-in-hugging-and_1273197.jpg) ## Other authors on Way ## More by Bill Cosby > [Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/guys-standing-around-and-talking-about-spanish-fly-you-know-anything/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [You come to my comedy show to be entertained.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/you-come-to-my-comedy-show-to-be-entertained/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/pay-off-your-student-loan-even-if-you-don-t-have-a-job-because-when/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/sex-education-may-be-a-good-idea-in-the-schools-but-i-don-t-believe/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/civilization-had-too-many-rules-for-me-so-i-did-my-best-to-rewrite/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/dentists-tell-you-not-to-pick-your-teeth-with-any-sharp-metal-object/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-a-person-has-a-gun-sometimes-their-mind-clicks-that-this-thing/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-truth-is-that-parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they-just-want-quiet/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/god-has-a-sense-of-humor-though-and-he-must-see-funny-things-in-us-he/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [When you become senile, you won't know it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-you-become-senile-you-won-t-know-it/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-feel-that-in-person-contact-with-people-is-the-most-important-thing/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/it-is-a-point-of-pride-for-the-american-male-to-keep-the-same-size/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-past-is-a-ghost-the-future-is-a-dream-and-all-we-ever-have-is-now/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) > [Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/suddenly-this-romantic-agony-was-enriched-by-a-less-romantic-one-i/) [Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/way/bill-cosby/#itemlist", "name": "19 Way Quotes By Bill Cosby", "numberOfItems": 19, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! 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