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> [How many of you text message? It's a great way of not communicating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/how-many-of-you-text-message-it-s-a-great-way-of-not-communicating/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

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## More by Greg Giraldo

> [Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/terrorism-is-obviously-on-everybody-s-mind-the-other-day-my-son-says/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/the-things-that-make-me-laugh-are-considered-smart-or-whatever-i/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/even-before-the-kids-are-born-you-ve-go-to-make-these-decisions-if-it/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/look-at-the-insane-things-the-jews-believe-the-jews-believe-that/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/people-always-want-to-compare-their-dogs-to-having-kids-that-s/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/all-the-evidence-we-need-that-god-is-angry-with-us-is-justin/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/the-hardest-part-for-real-is-probably-when-you-just-don-t-feel-like/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/there-s-been-so-much-talk-in-the-news-lately-about-illegal-aliens-in/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/my-advice-to-graduates-is-to-stay-positive-life-is-short-and-you-ll/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/if-you-re-going-to-dedicate-your-career-to-ranting-about-the-excesses/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/when-i-heard-you-could-get-a-disease-from-playing-with-your-prairie/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/i-ve-always-had-real-trouble-knowing-what-my-actual-desires-and-goals/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [A dangerous fire retardant chemical is being found in women's breast milk. My wife's breastfeeding, but you know, you gotta be an optimist. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/a-dangerous-fire-retardant-chemical-is-being-found-in-women-s-breast/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [A good joke provides tension, and then, release of that tension. You build the tension by saying things that are controversial. The release is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/a-good-joke-provides-tension-and-then-release-of-that-tension-you/)

[Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/)

> [There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/there-are-no-black-people-in-iraq-so-how-will-they-know-who-to-shoot/)

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