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title: "18 Waxed Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 18 Waxed quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Waxed sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alan-bennett-1922_giving_nature-played-a-cruel-trick-on-her-by-gi_1301889.jpg"
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> [Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-bennett/nature-played-a-cruel-trick-on-her-by-giving-her-a-waxed-mustache/)

[Alan Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-bennett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alan-bennett-1922_giving_nature-played-a-cruel-trick-on-her-by-gi_1301889.jpg)

> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75e/curly-howard-33518_beautiful_i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mu_1199188.png)

> [When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chiwetel-ejiofor/when-i-first-had-my-eyebrows-waxed-i-was-pretty-disturbed/)

[Chiwetel Ejiofor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chiwetel-ejiofor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/chiwetel-ejiofor-4438_disturbed_when-i-first-had-my-eyebrows-waxed-i-was_1482157.jpg)

> [“hair Butch waxed so heavily that it seemed to scream up from his skull.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/hair-butch-waxed-so-heavily-that-it-seemed-to-scream-up-from-his-skull/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/412/stephen-king-13_suit_hair-butch-waxed-so-heavily-that-it-seem_151190.jpg)

> [Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/great-that-ll-give-me-time-to-get-my-jugs-waxed-katie-van-waldenberg/)

[Blades Of Glory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blades-of-glory/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a6/blades-of-glory-20065_time_great-that-ll-give-me-time-to-get-my-jug_339557.jpg)

> [“You may be a sascrotch, Cherry. I have mine waxed!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ker-dukey/you-may-be-a-sascrotch-cherry-i-have-mine-waxed/)

[Ker Dukey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ker-dukey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/ker-dukey-11914_cherry_you-may-be-a-sascrotch-cherry-i-have-min_3115613.jpg)

> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-moustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/curly-howard-33518_beautiful_i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mo_1095647.png)

> [I've never had my feet done and never had my legs waxed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-baxendale/i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-had-my-legs-waxed/)

[Helen Baxendale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-baxendale/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg)

> [As for waxing, I've never waxed in my life and I never would. I'm extremely Welsh, so I draw the line at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-rhys/as-for-waxing-i-ve-never-waxed-in-my-life-and-i-never-would-i-m/)

[Matthew Rhys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-rhys/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc1/matthew-rhys-16434_body_as-for-waxing-i-ve-never-waxed-in-my-lif_2008980.jpg)

> [Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/don-t-cook-don-t-clean-no-man-will-ever-make-love-to-a-woman-because/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49a/joan-rivers-669_clean_don-t-cook-don-t-clean-no-man-will-ever_2186509.png)

> [Right before prom I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time, and we can see these are not waxable eyebrows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayo-edebiri/right-before-prom-i-got-my-eyebrows-waxed-for-the-first-time-and-we/)

[Ayo Edebiri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayo-edebiri/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/951/ayo-edebiri-6347_first-time_right-before-prom-i-got-my-eyebrows-waxe_93290.jpg)

> [“So with suit on and whiskers waxed, i went out for auditions. (Whisker waxing is not so poulars now - like flare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aleksandr-orlov/so-with-suit-on-and-whiskers-waxed-i-went-out-for-auditions-whisker/)

[Aleksandr Orlov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aleksandr-orlov/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ef/aleksandr-orlov-101851_waxed_so-with-suit-on-and-whiskers-waxed-i-wen_805453.jpg)

> [“She’d waxed and waned like some consumptive moon for years, chasing normal life just like a cat after a string. (Daddy Used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-g-williams/she-d-waxed-and-waned-like-some-consumptive-moon-for-years-chasing/)

[Michael G. Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-g-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/michael-g-williams-60340_life_she-d-waxed-and-waned-like-some-consumpt_2979464.jpg)

> [I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-my-back-waxed-once-by-two-women-and-at-one-point-they-said-do/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bc/robin-williams-682_break_i-had-my-back-waxed-once-by-two-women-an_2276236.jpg)

> [“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/i-sighed-monica-i-haven-t-waxed-my-eyebrows-or-any-other-essential/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c3/amalie-silver-37890_six-months_i-sighed-monica-i-haven-t-waxed-my-eyebr_2562970.jpg)

> [“With a groan I let her pull me out of bed and set off for the shower. I have been thoroughly waxed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/with-a-groan-i-let-her-pull-me-out-of-bed-and-set-off-for-the-shower/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a0/harper-sloan-2305_waxed_with-a-groan-i-let-her-pull-me-out-of-be_310920.jpg)

> [I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tia-carrere/i-m-waxed-clean-hairless-as-the-day-as-i-was-born-but-don-t-say-tia/)

[Tia Carrere](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tia-carrere/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c5/tia-carrere-20127_body_i-m-waxed-clean-hairless-as-the-day-as-i_531338.jpg)

> [Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/life-is-not-having-been-told-that-the-man-has-just-waxed-the-floor/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/ogden-nash-1286_floor_life-is-not-having-been-told-that-the-ma_1059749.png)

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