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> [“With a groan I let her pull me out of bed and set off for the shower. I have been thoroughly waxed, buffed, shaved, tweaked, and generally molested by beautifying products by the time we hear Greg’s knock on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/with-a-groan-i-let-her-pull-me-out-of-bed-and-set-off-for-the-shower/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

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## More by Harper Sloan

> [“Maddox isn’t a stupid man.  He’s probably one of the most intuitive people I’ve ever met. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/maddox-isn-t-a-stupid-man-he-s-probably-one-of-the-most-intuitive/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Dee’s slurred voice interrupts my thoughts with a high pitched screech. “YO bitch, drink up! I got you one of those pull down p\*\*sy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/dee-s-slurred-voice-interrupts-my-thoughts-with-a-high-pitched/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Izzy, from the first moment our eyes met, I knew you would be mine forever. There wasn't a day that passed you didn't hold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/izzy-from-the-first-moment-our-eyes-met-i-knew-you-would-be-mine/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete stranger and play hide the sausage.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/seems-like-an-odd-thing-to-toast-to-when-you-just-agreed-to-go-off/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Who the f\*\*k is this bitch?” Err, what? It takes my mind a second to register what the f\*\*k that bitch just screamed. Detangling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/who-the-f-k-is-this-bitch-err-what-it-takes-my-mind-a-second-to/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“I haven’t always been this weak person; this broken woman. I used to dream, and when I did, I dreamt big. I had plans,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/i-haven-t-always-been-this-weak-person-this-broken-woman-i-used-to/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Whatever this might have been for you before now baby, there is no trying or going slow. I know you felt it; it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/whatever-this-might-have-been-for-you-before-now-baby-there-is-no/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Even before I became unattached, you had me thinking thoughts that no man in a relationship should have for a woman who wasn’t the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/even-before-i-became-unattached-you-had-me-thinking-thoughts-that-no/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“He moved down from the trail we had just been climbing and started to take the steep dirt path downward. Not paying a bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/he-moved-down-from-the-trail-we-had-just-been-climbing-and-started-to/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Axel Reid, you wake up right now!” I yell. “Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/axel-reid-you-wake-up-right-now-i-yell-get-your-paws-off-my-tit-and/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“I was sad. Then I got confused. Which turned into anger really quick, and now I’m back to sad. I’m all over the place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/i-was-sad-then-i-got-confused-which-turned-into-anger-really-quick/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“Never again, Izzy West. I will never again let anyone take you from me, or anything from us.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/never-again-izzy-west-i-will-never-again-let-anyone-take-you-from-me/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“I can feel the sun warming my skin. I love this blissful state between sleep and just waking. But I no longer relish this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/i-can-feel-the-sun-warming-my-skin-i-love-this-blissful-state-between/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“It is the only thing between us that doesn’t feel settled.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/it-is-the-only-thing-between-us-that-doesn-t-feel-settled/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

> [“I love you, Axel Reid. I have loved you forever and I will never stop. Made for me, baby. You were made for me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harper-sloan/i-love-you-axel-reid-i-have-loved-you-forever-and-i-will-never-stop/)

[Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/)

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