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title: "2 Waxed Quotes By Curly Howard"
description: "2 Waxed quotes by Curly Howard. Plus more from Curly Howard and more Waxed sayings from other authors."
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> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-moustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5a/curly-howard-33518_beautiful_i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mo_1095647.png)

> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75e/curly-howard-33518_beautiful_i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mu_1199188.png)

## More by Curly Howard

> [A simple job for simple people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/a-simple-job-for-simple-people/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I tried to think but nothing happened!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-tried-to-think-but-nothing-happened/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/if-at-first-you-don-t-succeed-keep-on-sucking-till-you-do-succeed/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I'm a victim of coicumstances!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-m-a-victim-of-coicumstances/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-moustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-had-beautiful-wavy-hair-and-a-waxed-mustache/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-m-positive-about-the-negative-but-a-little-negative-about-the/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/don-t-you-dare-hit-me-in-the-head-you-know-i-m-not-normal/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/well-being-as-there-s-no-other-place-around-the-place-i-reckon-this/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-got-sick-of-the-dough-and-thought-i-d-go-on-the-loaf/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-m-tryin-to-think-but-nothin-happens/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/are-you-casting-asparagus-on-my-cooking/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/i-shoot-an-arrow-into-the-air-where-it-lands-i-do-not-care-i-get-my/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

> [A hot stake is better than a cold chop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/a-hot-stake-is-better-than-a-cold-chop/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

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