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> [“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the age of twenty-nine. Three newfound whiskers on my chin. The bags under my eyes are atrocious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/i-sighed-monica-i-haven-t-waxed-my-eyebrows-or-any-other-essential/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

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## More by Amalie Silver

> [“But who are you, Jeffrey? Does Shumaker & Gates represent you as well?” “Oh, yes! Of course. Why else would I be here?” Jeffrey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/but-who-are-you-jeffrey-does-shumaker-gates-represent-you-as-well-oh/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“smeep (smep) v. 1. To give forth a short, shrill cry or sound. 2. To utter in a thin, shrill voice in extreme fandom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/smeep-smep-v-1-to-give-forth-a-short-shrill-cry-or-sound-2-to-utter/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Now, I’ll admit, he’s nothing of which I was ashamed, but these girls were not only acting is if I was going to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/now-i-ll-admit-he-s-nothing-of-which-i-was-ashamed-but-these-girls/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“I’d apparently misunderstood the sexual deprivation and borderline psychotic fantasies of this country’s romance-reading community.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/i-d-apparently-misunderstood-the-sexual-deprivation-and-borderline/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Um, Monica?” “Yeah?” I asked cheerily. “Are you gonna be at the thing tonight?” The thing. I smiled. “Yeah. I’ll be there.” “Good.” He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/um-monica-yeah-i-asked-cheerily-are-you-gonna-be-at-the-thing-tonight/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“I probably shouldn’t have told you that. But I have a feeling you needed to hear it more than I needed to keep it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/i-probably-shouldn-t-have-told-you-that-but-i-have-a-feeling-you/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Look, I’m not saying I look like a catfish or anything, but have you fucking seen him? He’s the kind of guy who makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/look-i-m-not-saying-i-look-like-a-catfish-or-anything-but-have-you/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Why a flower had become that, I had no idea. Something about flowers always made me think about the reproductive system.The scent of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/why-a-flower-had-become-that-i-had-no-idea-something-about-flowers/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Every good story needs the token gay guy, even if that story is your own.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/every-good-story-needs-the-token-gay-guy-even-if-that-story-is-your/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/i-sighed-monica-i-haven-t-waxed-my-eyebrows-or-any-other-essential/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Nope. I’m done. I’ve had it. From now on I’m swearing off men entirely and living a celibate and contented life without the penis.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/nope-i-m-done-i-ve-had-it-from-now-on-i-m-swearing-off-men-entirely/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

> [“Did someone forget the golden rule?” Look, but don’t touch… Taste, but don’t swallow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amalie-silver/did-someone-forget-the-golden-rule-look-but-don-t-touch-taste-but-don/)

[Amalie Silver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amalie-silver/)

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