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title: "18 Watermelons Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 18 Watermelons quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Watermelons sayings and thoughts."
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> [One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delta-burke/one-time-we-did-have-300-acres-in-watermelons-that-was-fun/)

[Delta Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delta-burke/)

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> [I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-would-like-to-live-to-a-ripe-old-age-and-raise-watermelons-in/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [“Watermelons. Think of the watermelons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-r-whittier/watermelons-think-of-the-watermelons/)

[T.R. Whittier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-r-whittier/)

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> [“Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/somebody-has-been-fuckin-my-watermelons/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/cormac-mccarthy-181_humor_somebody-has-been-fuckin-my-watermelons_1136908.jpg)

> [I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tori-amos/i-ve-been-known-to-throw-watermelons-backstage-at-people-who-are/)

[Tori Amos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tori-amos/)

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> [Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/math-the-only-place-where-a-person-can-buy-80-watermelons-without/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“This is a trial about watermelons! Watermelons are invertebrate creatures!' cried Quall.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-cashore/this-is-a-trial-about-watermelons-watermelons-are-invertebrate/)

[Kristin Cashore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-cashore/)

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> [When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/when-one-has-tasted-watermelons-one-knows-what-angels-eat-it-was-not/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [One of the happiest days of my life is when I made five or six hundred pesos from a crop of watermelons…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emiliano-zapata/one-of-the-happiest-days-of-my-life-is-when-i-made-five-or-six/)

[Emiliano Zapata](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emiliano-zapata/)

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> [Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-cushman/seems-to-me-god-made-a-big-mistake-when-he-failed-to-put-handles-on/)

[Karen Cushman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-cushman/)

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> [“هندوانه بودای سبز بر پیشخوان میوه فروش لبخندش را گاز میزنیم و دندانهایش را تف میکنیم :: Watermelons Green Buddhas On the fruit stand. We eat the smile And spit out the teeth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-simic/watermelons-green-buddhas-on-the-fruit-stand-we-eat-the-smile-and/)

[Charles Simic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-simic/)

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> [“When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-proulx/when-the-watermelons-were-as-large-as-a-child-s-head-the-women-boiled/)

[Annie Proulx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-proulx/)

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> [“Ben looked at her. She shrugged. ‘As a little girl I could bullseye watermelons at twenty paces. Now I nail ’em at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mariani/ben-looked-at-her-she-shrugged-as-a-little-girl-i-could-bullseye/)

[Scott Mariani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mariani/)

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> [Watermelons and Zen students grow pretty much the same way. Long periods of sitting till they ripen and grow all juicy inside,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-levitt/watermelons-and-zen-students-grow-pretty-much-the-same-way-long/)

[Peter Levitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-levitt/)

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> [Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/practically-every-food-you-buy-in-a-store-for-consumption-by-humans/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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> [What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-ginsberg/what-peaches-and-what-penumbras-whole-families-shopping-at-night/)

[Allen Ginsberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-ginsberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4c/allen-ginsberg-1110_avocados_what-peaches-and-what-penumbras-whole-fa_816470.jpg)

> [Whole watermelons will keep in the fridge for about a week with no negative consequences for the texture or flavor, while cut…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sohla-el-waylly/whole-watermelons-will-keep-in-the-fridge-for-about-a-week-with-no/)

[Sohla El-Waylly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sohla-el-waylly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15c/sohla-el-waylly-6583_best_whole-watermelons-will-keep-in-the-fridg_438176.jpg)

> [There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There's no wild cows... You list all the fruit, and all the vegetables, and ask yourself,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/there-are-no-wild-seedless-watermelons-there-s-no-wild-cows-you-list/)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/)

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