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title: "7 Water Gun Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Water Gun quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Water Gun sayings and thoughts."
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> [The invention that most people know me for is the Super Soaker water gun. I knew the gun worked well, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonnie-johnson/the-invention-that-most-people-know-me-for-is-the-super-soaker-water/)

[Lonnie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonnie-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e6/lonnie-johnson-16185_gun_the-invention-that-most-people-know-me-f_316383.jpg)

> [My parents would have to put the fire hose on me to get me out of bed, to go to school in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-rathbone/my-parents-would-have-to-put-the-fire-hose-on-me-to-get-me-out-of-bed/)

[Jackson Rathbone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-rathbone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/628/jackson-rathbone-25920_bed_my-parents-would-have-to-put-the-fire-ho_667276.jpg)

> [When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/when-watering-your-plants-try-to-talk-to-them-say-something-like-hold/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a21/demetri-martin-511_gun_when-watering-your-plants-try-to-talk-to_1153958.jpg)

> [Whenever I'm bored, I go to a bank, yell FREEZE! and spray people with my water gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/whenever-i-m-bored-i-go-to-a-bank-yell-freeze-and-spray-people-with/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_whenever-i-m-bored-i-go-to-a-bank-yell-f_1448016.jpg)

> [I thought to myself, jeez, it would be really nice to have a high power water gun. It felt really, really good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonnie-johnson/i-thought-to-myself-jeez-it-would-be-really-nice-to-have-a-high-power/)

[Lonnie Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonnie-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/225/lonnie-johnson-16185_good_i-thought-to-myself-jeez-it-would-be-rea_1704360.jpg)

> [I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-have-a-bb-gun-and-a-water-gun-in-case-things-get-hectic-i-wouldnt/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd6/chelsea-handler-887_good-luck_i-have-a-bb-gun-and-a-water-gun-in-case_2262868.png)

> [I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/i-arm-myself-with-punch-lines-and-a-big-old-water-gun/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/jimmy-buffett-1774_arms_i-arm-myself-with-punch-lines-and-a-big_2700115.jpg)

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