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title: "5 Water Balloon Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/breckin-meyer/i-once-threw-a-water-balloon-on-a-girl-because-i-caught-her-cheating/)

[Breckin Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/breckin-meyer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c31/breckin-meyer-27358_balloon_i-once-threw-a-water-balloon-on-a-girl-b_254689.jpg)

> [When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/when-i-am-holding-a-water-balloon-so-many-things-look-so/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/387/demetri-martin-511_balloons_when-i-am-holding-a-water-balloon-so-man_297255.jpg)

> [“Denny had been a little skeptical of her mother's fix-it ideas ever since the night her mother had fixed the shower head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-french-koller/denny-had-been-a-little-skeptical-of-her-mother-s-fix-it-ideas-ever/)

[Jackie French Koller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-french-koller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/848/jackie-french-koller-28248_cold-water_denny-had-been-a-little-skeptical-of-her_965885.png)

> [I've had lots of Water Balloon fights this summer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ve-had-lots-of-water-balloon-fights-this-summer/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/anonymous-1_amazing_i-ve-had-lots-of-water-balloon-fights-th_1962803.jpg)

> [“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-need-your-help-hold-this-water-balloon-while-i-pee-in-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/584/jarod-kintz-2_balloon_i-need-your-help-hold-this-water-balloon_2641083.jpg)

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