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title: "44 Washing machines Quotes by 41 authors"
description: "Browse 44 Washing machines quotes by 41 authors. Discover the best Washing machines sayings and thoughts."
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> [My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wynonna-judd/my-mom-always-said-normal-is-just-a-cycle-on-the-washing-machine/)

[Wynonna Judd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wynonna-judd/)

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> [Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/normal-is-a-cycle-on-a-washing-machine/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-bezos/we-are-at-the-1908-hurley-washing-machine-stage-with-the-internet/)

[Jeff Bezos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-bezos/)

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> [“Why do washing machines eat socks? Do they taste good? Should I eat socks?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-park/why-do-washing-machines-eat-socks-do-they-taste-good-should-i-eat/)

[Jessica Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-park/)

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> [If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hans-rosling/if-you-have-democracy-people-will-vote-for-washing-machines-they-love/)

[Hans Rosling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hans-rosling/)

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> [The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ha-joon-chang/the-washing-machine-changed-the-world-more-than-the-internet/)

[Ha-Joon Chang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ha-joon-chang/)

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> [It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darryl-pinckney/it-s-not-nothing-when-you-re-abroad-and-you-don-t-have-a-washing/)

[Darryl Pinckney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darryl-pinckney/)

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> [I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-winkler/i-truly-believe-fishing-is-like-a-washing-machine-for-your-brain/)

[Henry Winkler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-winkler/)

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> [I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-like-to-do-things-for-my-wife-on-valentine-s-day-i-open-the-door/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

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> [Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/humphrey-searle-writes-music-that-sounds-like-the-theme-from-star/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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> [Problems are like washing machines. they twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end we come out cleaner,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/problems-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-us-spin-us-and-knock-us-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-ewing/when-a-husband-says-i-run-things-in-my-home-he-may-mean-the-washing/)

[Sam Ewing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-ewing/)

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> [I'm not the kind of person who is on television and in magazines every five minutes selling clothes or washing machines.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvie-guillem/i-m-not-the-kind-of-person-who-is-on-television-and-in-magazines/)

[Sylvie Guillem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvie-guillem/)

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> [“Somewhere, in a distant land he barely knew the name of, people had stopped buying washing machines, and so his city had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-doctorow/somewhere-in-a-distant-land-he-barely-knew-the-name-of-people-had/)

[Cory Doctorow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-doctorow/)

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> [Softball is the reason Washing Machines and Bleach are so popular. Don't think so? Just ask a softball Mom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/softball-is-the-reason-washing-machines-and-bleach-are-so-popular-don/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/vacuuming-is-great-i-do-the-laundry-i-love-washing-machines-i-m-the/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [Difficult times in life are like washing machines; they twist us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xashif-shah/difficult-times-in-life-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-us-spin/)

[Xashif Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xashif-shah/)

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> [The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/the-only-reason-the-laundrette-on-albert-square-in-eastenders-is-open/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

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> [“The great weakness of the West is that it has nothing with which to inspire loyalty except wealth. But what is wealth?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-burdett/the-great-weakness-of-the-west-is-that-it-has-nothing-with-which-to/)

[John Burdett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-burdett/)

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> [You're thinking about the continuum of life as you load the washing machine or scoop out the litter box.blue-girl-larger Or maybe that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-foos/you-re-thinking-about-the-continuum-of-life-as-you-load-the-washing/)

[Laurie Foos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-foos/)

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> [Everyone wants a piece of land. It's the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-shepard/everyone-wants-a-piece-of-land-it-s-the-only-sure-investment-it-can/)

[Sam Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-shepard/)

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> [I'm in a house where if the washing machine shuts off, it sings a song. If iPad gets a message, it sings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abel-ferrara/i-m-in-a-house-where-if-the-washing-machine-shuts-off-it-sings-a-song/)

[Abel Ferrara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abel-ferrara/)

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> [I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/studs-terkel/i-m-not-a-luddite-completely-i-believe-in-refrigerators-to-cool-my/)

[Studs Terkel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/studs-terkel/)

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> [Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-a-norman/go-to-the-bookstore-and-look-at-how-many-bookshelves-are-filled-with/)

[Donald A. Norman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-a-norman/)

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> [I will say it's great - that Method Man - Cliff Smith - plays a rapper in a laundromat who is working…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jarmusch/i-will-say-it-s-great-that-method-man-cliff-smith-plays-a-rapper-in-a/)

[Jim Jarmusch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jarmusch/)

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> [My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life. And she thought with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-cash/my-mother-was-determined-that-i-was-going-to-leave-the-farm-and-do/)

[Johnny Cash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-cash/)

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> [Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-steingraber/besides-the-sense-of-safety-offered-by-bottled-water-is-a-mirage-it/)

[Sandra Steingraber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-steingraber/)

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> [How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes by hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hal-varian/how-unhappy-are-you-that-your-dishwasher-has-replaced-washing-dishes/)

[Hal Varian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hal-varian/)

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> [A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/a-salesman-called-on-my-wife-the-other-day-and-tried-to-sell-her-a/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

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> [Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-anderson/vibration-is-always-good-sitting-on-top-of-the-washing-machine-thats/)

[Gillian Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-anderson/)

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> [Problems are like washing machines. They twist, spin & knock us around..but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter & better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zhat/problems-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-spin-knock-us-around/)

[Zhat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zhat/)

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> [Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us and knock us around. But we come out cleaner, brighter & better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/problems-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-us-spin-us-and-knock-us/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trisha-goddard/normal-is-a-cycle-on-the-washing-machine-there-is-no-such-thing-when/)

[Trisha Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trisha-goddard/)

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> [The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doris-lessing/the-freedom-of-women-was-achieved-by-two-things-one-the-pill-two-by/)

[Doris Lessing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doris-lessing/)

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> [Problems are like washing machines . they twist us , spin us and knock us but in the end we came out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-roldan/problems-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-us-spin-us-and-knock-us-3/)

[Jerome Roldan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-roldan/)

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> [Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-purdy/being-unique-is-what-s-cool-normal-what-s-normal-a-setting-on-a/)

[Ashley Purdy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-purdy/)

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> [Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/women-and-washing-machines-are-similar-in-a-way-you-have-to-use-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/sign-at-a-kentucky-appliance-store-don-t-kill-your-wife-let-our/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [A washing machine needs constant maintenance. It doesn't want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to - you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nassim-nicholas-taleb/a-washing-machine-needs-constant-maintenance-it-doesn-t-want-any-harm/)

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nassim-nicholas-taleb/)

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> [“Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-pearl-mcphee/did-you-know-that-there-are-4-000-washing-machines-seriously-if-a/)

[Stephanie Pearl-McPhee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-pearl-mcphee/)

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                        "text": "Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main route of exposure to volatile pollutants in tap water, such as solvents, pesticides, and byproducts of water chlorination. As soon as the toilet is flushed or the faucet turned on-or the bathtub, the shower, the humidifier, the washing machine-these contaminants leave the water and enter the air. A recent study shows that the most efficient way of exposing yourself to chemical contaminants in tap water is to turn on a dishwasher.",
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                        "text": "How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes by hand or your vacuum cleaner has replaced hand cleaning? My guess is this ‘job displacement’ has been very welcome, as will the ‘job displacement’ that will occur over the next 10 years. This is a good thing. Everyone wants more jobs and less work.",
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                        "text": "Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.",
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