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title: "167 Washing machine Quotes by 144 authors"
description: "Browse 167 Washing machine quotes by 144 authors. Discover the best Washing machine sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't know how to use a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronan-keating/i-don-t-know-how-to-use-a-washing-machine/)

[Ronan Keating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronan-keating/)

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> [I do not have AC, TV, microwave or a washing machine in my house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/atul-kulkarni/i-do-not-have-ac-tv-microwave-or-a-washing-machine-in-my-house/)

[Atul Kulkarni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/atul-kulkarni/)

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> [My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wynonna-judd/my-mom-always-said-normal-is-just-a-cycle-on-the-washing-machine/)

[Wynonna Judd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wynonna-judd/)

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> [Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/normal-is-a-cycle-on-a-washing-machine/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-bezos/we-are-at-the-1908-hurley-washing-machine-stage-with-the-internet/)

[Jeff Bezos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-bezos/)

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> [“Why do washing machines eat socks? Do they taste good? Should I eat socks?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-park/why-do-washing-machines-eat-socks-do-they-taste-good-should-i-eat/)

[Jessica Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-park/)

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> [“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-launder-dirty-money-you-should-see-my-washing-machine-it-s-filthy/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hans-rosling/if-you-have-democracy-people-will-vote-for-washing-machines-they-love/)

[Hans Rosling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hans-rosling/)

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> [I know there are no guarantees of winning and the only thing we have is to work on chances. If you want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-hasenhuttl/i-know-there-are-no-guarantees-of-winning-and-the-only-thing-we-have/)

[Ralph Hasenhuttl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-hasenhuttl/)

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> [“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter. I’m also out of laundry detergent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-one-washing-machine-away-from-throwing-in-the-towel-but-i-m-not-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Given the choice between fulfilling love and a washing machine, young people in the U.S. and the Soviet Union both chose the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-ross/given-the-choice-between-fulfilling-love-and-a-washing-machine-young/)

Kristin Ross

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> [Problem is like washing machine.They twist us,spin us,& knock around but in the end we come cleaner & brighter & better than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dranil-kr-sinha/problem-is-like-washing-machine-they-twist-us-spin-us-knock-around/)

[DrAnil Kr Sinha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dranil-kr-sinha/)

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> [I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-like-to-do-things-for-my-wife-on-valentine-s-day-i-open-the-door/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

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> [Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/humphrey-searle-writes-music-that-sounds-like-the-theme-from-star/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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> [Problems are like washing machine. They twist, they spin and knock us around. But in the end we come out cleaner, brighter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/problems-are-like-washing-machine-they-twist-they-spin-and-knock-us/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isabelle-ronin/i-felt-like-laundry-in-a-washing-machine-when-all-i-wanted-was-to-be/)

Isabelle Ronin

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> [Difficult times in life are like washing machines; they twist us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xashif-shah/difficult-times-in-life-are-like-washing-machines-they-twist-us-spin/)

[Xashif Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xashif-shah/)

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> [When the International Trade Centre, the agency I head, works with German electronics giant Bosch to help Kenyan food processing companies boost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arancha-gonzalez/when-the-international-trade-centre-the-agency-i-head-works-with/)

[Arancha Gonzalez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arancha-gonzalez/)

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> [“The buzzing was like the eager purr of a muscle car that had just been started, but left in neutral. That was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/the-buzzing-was-like-the-eager-purr-of-a-muscle-car-that-had-just/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

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> [Sometimes, writing songs is like waiting in for deliveries. They give you a window, and your washing machine is going to show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-turner/sometimes-writing-songs-is-like-waiting-in-for-deliveries-they-give/)

[Alex Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-turner/)

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> [My home life, growing up, was like tumbling inside a washing machine as I shuttled around the middle of Kentucky with my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dakota-meyer/my-home-life-growing-up-was-like-tumbling-inside-a-washing-machine-as/)

[Dakota Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dakota-meyer/)

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> [“The system we have evolved critically relies on people continually wanting new cars and new cell phones, new widgets and gadgets, new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoffrey-west/the-system-we-have-evolved-critically-relies-on-people-continually/)

[Geoffrey West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoffrey-west/)

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> [Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that's been put through the washing machine. You have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emmanuelle-beart/often-when-you-see-yourself-on-the-screen-you-feel-like-a-sweater/)

[Emmanuelle Beart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emmanuelle-beart/)

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> [The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/the-only-reason-the-laundrette-on-albert-square-in-eastenders-is-open/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

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> [“Words, rolling on. Sometimes the Harbinger of Death hears these words, words of house prices and commutes and the price of pasta…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-north/words-rolling-on-sometimes-the-harbinger-of-death-hears-these-words/)

[Claire North](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-north/)

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> [I will say it's great - that Method Man - Cliff Smith - plays a rapper in a laundromat who is working…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jarmusch/i-will-say-it-s-great-that-method-man-cliff-smith-plays-a-rapper-in-a/)

[Jim Jarmusch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jarmusch/)

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> [What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cleave/what-is-an-adventure-that-depends-on-where-you-are-starting-from/)

[Chris Cleave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cleave/)

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> [People ask me why I don't paint oils. It takes too long. Cleaning brushes in linseed oil, and it takes six months…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grace-slick/people-ask-me-why-i-don-t-paint-oils-it-takes-too-long-cleaning/)

[Grace Slick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grace-slick/)

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> [“A big seizure just kind of grabs the inside of your skull and squeezes. It feels as if it's twisting and turning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-trueman/a-big-seizure-just-kind-of-grabs-the-inside-of-your-skull-and/)

[Terry Trueman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-trueman/)

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> [“To the generations of Americans raised since World War 2, the identities of criminals such as Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, Baby Face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-burrough/to-the-generations-of-americans-raised-since-world-war-2-the/)

[Bryan Burrough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-burrough/)

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> [My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life. And she thought with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-cash/my-mother-was-determined-that-i-was-going-to-leave-the-farm-and-do/)

[Johnny Cash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-cash/)

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> [Well, to start, for me, at seven years old, I was on a television contest called 'The Paul Whiteman's TV Teen Club.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-uggams/well-to-start-for-me-at-seven-years-old-i-was-on-a-television-contest/)

[Leslie Uggams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-uggams/)

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> [“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/choose-a-life-choose-a-job-choose-a-career-choose-a-family-choose-a/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

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> [“She had no need in her heart for either book or magazine. She had her own way of escape, her own passage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fante/she-had-no-need-in-her-heart-for-either-book-or-magazine-she-had-her/)

[John Fante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fante/)

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> [“With the invention of the city and its powerful combination of economies of scale coupled to innovation and wealth creation came the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoffrey-west/with-the-invention-of-the-city-and-its-powerful-combination-of/)

[Geoffrey West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoffrey-west/)

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> [“But I awoke at three, feeling terribly sad, and feeling rebelliously that I didn't want to study sadness, madness, melancholy, and despair.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cheever/but-i-awoke-at-three-feeling-terribly-sad-and-feeling-rebelliously/)

[John Cheever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cheever/)

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> [“Shigure: Perhaps I can offer some advice? ...You know, Tohru-kun, when you get anxiety about the future it's better not to think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natsuki-takaya/shigure-perhaps-i-can-offer-some-advice-you-know-tohru-kun-when-you/)

[Natsuki Takaya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natsuki-takaya/)

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> [“Society invents a spurious convoluted logic tae absorb and change people whae's behaviour is outside its mainstream. Suppose that ah ken aw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/society-invents-a-spurious-convoluted-logic-tae-absorb-and-change/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

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> [“I asked her to tell me what the best moment of her life had been Did she? Yes, she told me about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-richmond/i-asked-her-to-tell-me-what-the-best-moment-of-her-life-had-been-did/)

[Michelle Richmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-richmond/)

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> [“But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-james-duncan/but-what-really-won-me-over-was-his-butt-what-finally-made-it/)

[David James Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-james-duncan/)

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                        "text": "I will say it's great - that Method Man - Cliff Smith - plays a rapper in a laundromat who is working out some lyrics sort of to the rhythm of a washing machine. And something about hip-hop culture and hip-hop is the ability to use current language and slang and reference details of life is very, very strong for me.",
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                        "text": "People ask me why I don't paint oils. It takes too long. Cleaning brushes in linseed oil, and it takes six months to really dry, and all this. I don't have that kind of time. I work with acrylic. It's water based. You can clean it under water. If you spill it on yourself, you just throw it in the washing machine.",
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                        "text": "“A big seizure just kind of grabs the inside of your skull and squeezes. It feels as if it's twisting and turning your brain all up and down and inside out. Have you ever heard a washing machine suddenly flip into that bang-bang-bang sound when it gets out of balance, or a chain saw when the chain breaks and gets caught up in the gears, or an animal like a cat, screeching in pain? Those are what seizures felt like when I was little.”",
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                        "text": "My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life. And she thought with the gift, I might be able to do that. So she took in washing. She got a washing machine in 1942 as soon as we got electricity and she took in washing. She washed the schoolteacher's clothes and anybody she could and sent me for singing lessons for $3 per lesson.",
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                        "text": "Well, to start, for me, at seven years old, I was on a television contest called 'The Paul Whiteman's TV Teen Club.' Each week you won a prize, a washing machine, you know, a dryer. The grand prize was a Nash Rambler car. And before I came on, a young African-American boy had won. He was a tap dancer and he won the grand prize.",
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                        "text": "“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”",
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                        "text": "“She had no need in her heart for either book or magazine. She had her own way of escape, her own passage into contentment: her rosary. That string of white beads, the tiny links worn in a dozen places and held together by strands of white thread which in turn broke regularly, was, bead for bead, her quiet flight out of the world. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. And Maria began to climb. Bead for bead, life and living fell away. Hail Mary, Hail Mary. Dream without sleep encompassed her. Passion without flesh lulled her. Love without death crooned the melody of belief. She was away: she was free; she was no longer Maria, American or Italian, poor or rich, with or without electric washing machines and vacuum cleaners; here was the land of all-possessing. Hail Mary, Hail Mary, over and over, a thousand and a hundred thousand times, prayer upon prayer, the sleep of the body, the escape of the mind, the death of memory, the slipping away of pain, the deep silent reverie of belief. Hail Mary and Hail Mary. It was for this that she lived.”",
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                        "text": "“But I awoke at three, feeling terribly sad, and feeling rebelliously that I didn't want to study sadness, madness, melancholy, and despair. I wanted to study triumphs, the rediscoveries of love, all that I know in the world to be decent, radiant, and clear. Then the word \"love\", the impulse to love, welled up in me somewhere above my middle. Love seemed to flow from me in all directions, abundant as water--love for Cora, love for Flora, love for all my friends and neighbors, love for Penumbra. This tremendous flow of vitality could not be contained within its spelling, and I seemed to seize a laundry marker and write \"luve\" on the wall. I wrote \"luve\" on the staircase, \"luve\" on the pantry, \"luve\" on the oven, the washing machine, and the coffeepot, and when Cora came down in the morning (I would be nowhere around) everywhere she looked she would read \"luve\", \"luve\", \"luve.\" Then I saw a green meadow and a sparkling stream. On the ridge there were thatched-roof cottages and a square church tower, so I knew it must be England. I climbed up from the meadow to the streets of the village, looking for the cottage where Cora and Flora would be waiting for me. There seemed to have been some mistake. No one knew their names. I asked at the post office, but the answer here was the same. Then it occurred to me that they would be at the manor house. How stupid I had been! I left the village and walked up a sloping lawn to a Georgian house, where a butler let me in. The squire was entertaining. There were twenty-five or thirty people in the hall, drinking sherry. I took a glass from a tray and looked through the gathering for Flora and my wife, but they were not there. Then I thanked my host and walked down the broad lawn, back to the meadow and the sparkling brook, where I lay on the grass and fell into a sweet sleep.”",
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                        "text": "“Shigure: Perhaps I can offer some advice? ...You know, Tohru-kun, when you get anxiety about the future it's better not to think about it. And let's not wipe our faces with dishtowels... For example let's say, Tohru-kun, that you are surrounded with a mountain of laundry piled so high around your feet that you can't move. Are you with me? Now, let's assume you don't have a washing machine, so you have to wash everything individually by hand. You would be at a loss for what to do, right? You'd worry about if you could ever wash everything, if you could get it all clean, if you'd ever have time for anything but laundry ever again! The more you'd think about it, the more anxious you'd get. But the time keeps passing, and the laundry doesn't wash itself. So what do you do, Tohru-kun? It might be a good idea to start washing the laundry right at your feet. Of course it's important to think about what lies ahead, too, but if you only look at what's down the road you'll get tangled in the laundry at your feet and you'll fall, won't you? You see, it's also important to think about what you can do now, what you can do today. And if you keep washing things one at a time, you'll be done before you know it. Because fortune is looking out for you. Sometimes the anxiety will start to well up, but when it does, take a little break. Read a book, watch TV, or eat soumen with everyone. Oh my, I'm shocked! Wow! What a wonderful analogy! I really must treat myself to some soumen as a reward... Oh! I'd like some tea, too! Kyo: Why you... You just wanted to eat soumen, didn't you?!”",
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                        "text": "“Society invents a spurious convoluted logic tae absorb and change people whae's behaviour is outside its mainstream. Suppose that ah ken aw the pros and cons, know that ah'm gaunnae huv a short life, am ah sound mind, ectetera, ectetera, but still want tae use smack? They won't let ye dae it. They won't let ye dae it, because it's seen as a sign ay thir ain failure. The fact that ye jist simply choose tae reject whit they huv tae offer. Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye've produced. Choose life. Well, ah choose no tae choose life. If the cunts cannae handle that, it's thair fuckin problem. As Harry Launder sais, ah jist intend tae keep right on to the end of the road...”",
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                        "text": "“I asked her to tell me what the best moment of her life had been Did she? Yes, she told me about a trip the two of you had taken to Europe together right after you graduated from high school. Pascal in Paris, it had been a dream of hers to visit Pascal’s grave. On that trip she finally did. I’d never seen her so excited. That wasn’t it. It wasn’t? No, it was in a hostel in Venice. The two of you had been travelling for a couple of weeks and all of your clothes were filthy. You didn’t mind the dirty clothes very much. Lila said you were able to roll with the punches and for you, everything about the trip, even the dirty laundry, was a great adventure. But Lila liked things a certain way, and she hated being dirty. That day she had gone off in search of a laundry mat but hadn’t been able to find one. You were sleeping in a room with a dozen bunks, women and men together. In the middle of the night Lila woke up and realized you weren’t in your bed. She thought you must have gone to the bathroom, but after a couple minutes when you hadn’t returned she became worried. She climbed down from her bunk and went to the bathroom to find you, you weren’t there. She wondered up and down the hallway softly calling your name. A few of the rooms were private and had the doors closed. As she became increasingly worried she began putting her ear to those doors listening for you. Then she heard banging down below. Alarmed she went down the dark stairwell to the basement. She saw you before you saw her. You were working in the dim light of a single blub standing over an old hand operated washing machine. She asked what you were doing, what does it look like you said smiling. What Lila remembered from that night was that you actually looked happy to be standing there in the cold basement in the middle of the night washing clothes by hand. And she knew you wouldn’t have minded wearing dirty clothes for another week or two, you were doing it for her. She said that. Yes when I asked her what the best moment of her life had been she had told me that story. But it was nothing. To her it was.”",
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                        "text": "“But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was how right out there on the Adventist basepaths, right in front of eighty or ninety of the kind of pious adult spectators who spent their every Sabbath if not their entire lives trying to forget the existence of things like butts, Beal's buns were trying to light a fire by friction inside his jeans; they were gyrating like a washing machine with its load off balance; they were thrashing against his pants like two big halibut against the bottom of a boat. And the wonderful thing, the amazing thing, was how once his older audience got over the shock of it, they began to look amused at, then fascinated by, and finally downright grateful toward his writhing reminder that yes, buns did exist, and yes, every one of us owned not one but two of the things, and yes, like the God who created them in His Image, they did indeed move in mysterious ways.”",
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