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> [“This is the worst story I think you’ve ever told me, and I’ve heard quite a few humdingers.” I went to the sink and washed my hands, then I stuck my head under the faucet and gargled. What I really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/this-is-the-worst-story-i-think-you-ve-ever-told-me-and-i-ve-heard/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

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## More by Barbra Annino

> [“I am Zelda woman. Reader of the balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/i-am-zelda-woman-reader-of-the-balls/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/his-voice-was-chipper-cinnamon-hated-chipper-she-wrapped-chipper-up/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“However…” he said. “Now see, that’s just a but with more meat on it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/however-he-said-now-see-that-s-just-a-but-with-more-meat-on-it/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Just one freaking time I would like to have a banner day where everything goes according to plan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/just-one-freaking-time-i-would-like-to-have-a-banner-day-where/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“The snow was knee-deep, my leg hurt, and my sweats were soaked, but I was hopped up on painkillers and a huge dose of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/the-snow-was-knee-deep-my-leg-hurt-and-my-sweats-were-soaked-but-i/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth. Start there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/darkness-is-drowned-by-three-lights-nature-knowledge-and-truth-start/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/i-jumped-out-of-the-way-and-monique-skidded-across-the-floor-like-a/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“She must have been tired, because instead of jamming the whip down Monique’s throat, she stood up and, in a very even tone, said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/she-must-have-been-tired-because-instead-of-jamming-the-whip-down/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“And I'll be a witch in hell before I let someone hurt my dogs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/and-i-ll-be-a-witch-in-hell-before-i-let-someone-hurt-my-dogs/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/after-i-slid-down-the-wall-for-the-third-time-breaking-every-single/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Let’s get something straight. There is nothing wrong with you. Everyone has his or her quirks. Yours is just affecting your life in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/let-s-get-something-straight-there-is-nothing-wrong-with-you-everyone/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/darkness-is-drowned-by-three-lights-nature-knowledge-and-truth/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do it." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/the-timer-dinged-a-few-minutes-later-and-cinnamon-sucked-in-her/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Monique, I realize that it's a short list of men in this town you haven't tied up, held down or sent to the free…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/monique-i-realize-that-it-s-a-short-list-of-men-in-this-town-you/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

> [“Are you nuts?” I kept my eyes on the dog when I said, “I prefer the term eccentric.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/are-you-nuts-i-kept-my-eyes-on-the-dog-when-i-said-i-prefer-the-term/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

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