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title: "4 Wash Car Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Wash Car quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Wash Car sayings and thoughts."
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> [But it's writing, damn it, not washing the car or putting on eyeliner. If you can take it seriously, we can do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/but-it-s-writing-damn-it-not-washing-the-car-or-putting-on-eyeliner/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/087/stephen-king-13_book_but-it-s-writing-damn-it-not-washing-the_521364.jpg)

> [“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ll-wishy-wash-your-car-maybe/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbc/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-ll-wishy-wash-your-car-maybe-1353083_1353083.jpg)

> [Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-brazile/isn-t-horrible-weather-great-it-means-i-don-t-have-to-wash-my-car/)

[Donna Brazile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-brazile/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/012/donna-brazile-2392_car_isn-t-horrible-weather-great-it-means-i_1555608.png)

> [When I was a child my mother used to pay me half a crown - 12.5 pence - to wash her car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-gardiner/when-i-was-a-child-my-mother-used-to-pay-me-half-a-crown-12-5-pence/)

[Barry Gardiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-gardiner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef0/barry-gardiner-5933_car_when-i-was-a-child-my-mother-used-to-pay_2736718.jpg)

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