--- title: "19 Warm Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "19 Warm quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Warm sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e3/jarod-kintz-2_truth_a-blanket-cold-be-used-as-truth-at-least_1929499.jpg" --- > [“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-cold-be-used-as-truth-at-least-it-s-so-warm-it-must-be-used/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e3/jarod-kintz-2_truth_a-blanket-cold-be-used-as-truth-at-least_1929499.jpg) > [“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-like-wearing-earmuffs-they-keep-my-balls-warm/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jarod-kintz-2_flower_i-like-wearing-earmuffs-they-keep-my-bal_2601583.jpg) > [“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/love-is-tender-like-the-pot-roast-i-m-keeping-warm-in-my-shoes/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fa/jarod-kintz-2_love_love-is-tender-like-the-pot-roast-i-m-ke_2961312.jpg) > [“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/cats-have-tongues-with-the-texture-of-bricks-and-fur-as-warm-and-soft/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/714/jarod-kintz-2_cats_cats-have-tongues-with-the-texture-of-br_2471489.jpg) > [“A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-keep-you-warm-at-night-in-the-same-way-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd9/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-brick-could-be-used-to-keep-you-warm-a_1637965.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-help-acclimate-your-body-for-your-after/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3b/jarod-kintz-2_death_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-help-acclimat_1444176.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-keep-you-warm-on-a-cold-night-just-pour/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3a/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-keep-you-warm_2768027.jpg) > [“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/blankets-could-be-used-to-keep-politicians-warm-when-we-kick-them-all/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a29/jarod-kintz-2_politics_blankets-could-be-used-to-keep-politicia_1869585.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-warn-your-enemy-that-you-are-coming-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c43/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-warn-your-ene_246561.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to protect your heart from heartbreak. Keep your heart warm, because if your heart grows as cold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-protect-your-heart-from-heartbreak-keep/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28b/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-protect-your_490945.jpg) > [“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-make-a-good-hood-on-a-car-because-it-s-flat-and-warm/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f6/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-make-a-good-hood-on-a-ca_2817582.jpg) > [“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-feel-like-something-warm-apple-pie-with-two-slices-of-bread-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1d/jarod-kintz-2_apple-pie_i-feel-like-something-warm-apple-pie-wit_724551.jpg) > [“It’s amazing how my whole body can be covered up in bed except for one inch on my shoulders and I’ll be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/it-s-amazing-how-my-whole-body-can-be-covered-up-in-bed-except-for/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e45/jarod-kintz-2_warm_it-s-amazing-how-my-whole-body-can-be-co_2614692.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-suppress-the-will-of-the-people-every/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-suppress-the_2351683.jpg) > [“People used to tell me that when I smile I really warm up the room. Well, the moment someone told me about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/people-used-to-tell-me-that-when-i-smile-i-really-warm-up-the-room/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bf/jarod-kintz-2_climate_people-used-to-tell-me-that-when-i-smile_2827733.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-keep-your-body-warm-after-all-your-body/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-keep-your-bod_961856.jpg) > [“A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-keep-yourself-warm-and-a-blanket-could-be/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aba/jarod-kintz-2_warm_a-brick-could-be-used-to-keep-yourself-w_337760.jpg) > [“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-might-make-the-ideal-politician-because-they-re-warm/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/476/jarod-kintz-2_politics_a-blanket-might-make-the-ideal-politicia_1280005.jpg) > [“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-together-he-spots-me-a-place-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f4/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-toget_1292899.jpg) ## Other authors on Warm ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/warm/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "19 Warm Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 19, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A blanket cold be used as truth. 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