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> [“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/but-self-that-thing-was-on-tv-and-this-one-wants-to-tear-your-liver/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

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## More by Michael R. Underwood

> [“Across the aisle, a living manga teen with spiky purple hair and more hardware on his body than an early Borg poked through dusty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/across-the-aisle-a-living-manga-teen-with-spiky-purple-hair-and-more/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“I’ve got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/i-ve-got-to-hit-the-bottom-of-this-weird-ass-rabbit-hole-anytime-now/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/dipsomancy-is-very-real-but-it-takes-more-than-just-getting-hammered/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/i-am-a-master-of-folklore-i-should-be-able-to-throw-folklore/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/so-how-bad-of-an-idea-is-it-to-go-there-on-a-scale-of-cooking/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Ree coveted Anya’s curves sometimes, having inherited a fairly sticklike figure from her mother’s side of the family. Ree wore her hair long so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/ree-coveted-anya-s-curves-sometimes-having-inherited-a-fairly/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/right-now-living-aiming-to-misbehave-or-just-trying-not-to-fade-away/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/vampires-used-to-be-the-dracula-types-but-in-the-last-ten-years-most/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/jane-smiled-the-making-lemonade-smile-that-adults-learn-to-do-when/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“The trick is learning which what goes where and does what.” “That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/the-trick-is-learning-which-what-goes-where-and-does-what-that-was/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“I have to pose as an android detective? Will the ID say Deckard?” “Are you capable of ever not being snarky?” Eastwood asked. “Only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/i-have-to-pose-as-an-android-detective-will-the-id-say-deckard-are/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/the-room-continued-to-spin-though-she-was-standing-still-but-her-ears/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“I live to serve,” Drake said. “Don’t. The wages suck. Live for awesome. The pay isn’t any better, but the sightseeing rocks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/i-live-to-serve-drake-said-don-t-the-wages-suck-live-for-awesome-the/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“Call today and we’ll throw in a carabiner with totally vague utility, a $29.99 value!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/call-today-and-we-ll-throw-in-a-carabiner-with-totally-vague-utility/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

> [“If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-underwood/if-our-cover-breaks-in-here-we-re-toast-worse-that-toast-we-re-the/)

[Michael R. Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-underwood/)

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