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> [I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-get-a-phone-call-once-every-18-months-from-some-mad-person-who/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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## More by Dylan Moran

> [“You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-should-be-alive-as-you-can-until-you-re-totally-dead/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/america-s-work-ethic-is-non-stop-it-s-not-even-enshrined-in-law-that/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-characters-can-t-be-wittier-than-people-are-in-real-life-they/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [ \[Adulthood feels like\] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/adulthood-feels-like-walking-around-in-the-desert-with-a-bag-over/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/don-t-do-it-stay-away-from-your-potential-you-ll-mess-it-up-it-s/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/if-you-re-talking-about-crowd-enthusiasm-it-varies-i-have-a-decent/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/there-are-two-types-of-wine-essentially-and-everybody-knows-this/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/go-and-lie-down-in-the-dark-for-hours-and-don-t-move-i-m-locking-the/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-suppose-the-best-comedy-shows-do-have-the-rock-n-roll-feeling-if-it/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/beer-must-be-made-by-food-companies-it-makes-you-wander-the-streets/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-sensible-thing-for-everyone-to-do-would-be-to-write-all-their-op/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-get-out-of-a-chair-when-i-m/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-think-i-still-get-something-from-the-original-broadcaster-but-i-m/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/people-do-need-a-social-license-to-go-ha-ha-ha-and-have-a-good-time/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

> [I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-a-vegetarian-well-i-m-not-hardcore-because-i-eat-meat-but-only/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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