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> [I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-wanted-to-kill-her-and-make-her-eat-her-fringe-and-her-knickers/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/louise-rennison-2819_fringe_i-wanted-to-kill-her-and-make-her-eat-he_381814.png)

## More by Louise Rennison

> [“Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/do-you-miss-your-dad-and-i-said-who/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-think-growing-up-would-mean-that-you-are-incredibly-tolerant-and/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/some-things-in-life-are-not-pleasant-but-they-have-to-be-done-for/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-will-not-have-him-in-my-brain-there-is-no-room-for-anyone-else-in/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day in a nonsexual way to feel good about themselves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/look-girls-and-boys-are-different-girls-like-to-be-touched-twenty/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [“11:20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11:25…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/11-20-a-m-this-is-my-fabulous-life-the-sex-god-left-for-whakatane/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/this-soft-grass-suggests-softness-to-me-but-also-at-the-same-time/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/through-my-curtains-i-can-see-a-big-yellow-moon-i-m-thinking-of-all/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/just-as-soon-as-i-hear-that-hell-is-freezing-over-and-has-opened-up-a/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-don-t-want-to-be-rude-to-the-afflicted-but-uncle-eddie-is-bald-in-a/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-don-t-know-what-s-going-on-with-mum-and-dad-but-it-s-weird-mum/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [“ Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/biology-the-film-turns-out-to-be-about-bees-it-is-a-film-about-a-bee/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-can-already-feel-myself-getting-fed-up-with-boys-and-i-haven-t-had-2/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-ve-never-had-anyone-say-they-love-me-before-libby-lobes-me-that-is/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

> [He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/he-who-laughs-last-laughs-the-laughiest/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

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