--- title: "14 Want Quotes By Louis C. K" description: "14 Want quotes by Louis C. K. Plus more from Louis C. K and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/louis-c-k-1150_audience_you-don-t-look-down-at-your-feet-a-lot-o_210984.png" --- > [You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-don-t-look-down-at-your-feet-a-lot-of-comedians-want-to-look-down/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/louis-c-k-1150_audience_you-don-t-look-down-at-your-feet-a-lot-o_210984.png) > [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/def/louis-c-k-1150_bunch_i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of_44698.png) > [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4d/louis-c-k-1150_being-selfish_when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy_83705.png) > [I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-have-twitter-so-i-can-tell-people-what-i-want-them-to-buy-and-they/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/louis-c-k-1150_give-me_i-have-twitter-so-i-can-tell-people-what_2446631.png) > [I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-finally-have-the-body-i-want-it-s-easy-actually-you-just-have-to/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/371/louis-c-k-1150_body_i-finally-have-the-body-i-want-it-s-easy_1496319.png) > [I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-ve-had-soccer-moms-come-up-and-tell-me-they-can-relate-when-i-say/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e39/louis-c-k-1150_baby_i-ve-had-soccer-moms-come-up-and-tell-me_1635344.png) > [A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-household-name-is-like-ketchup-everybody-wants-ketchup-ketchup/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d0/louis-c-k-1150_everybody_a-household-name-is-like-ketchup-everybo_1032064.png) > [I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-look-around-pretty-much-100-of-the-people-driving-are-texting-and/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/735/louis-c-k-1150_car_i-look-around-pretty-much-100-of-the-peo_2653901.png) > [You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-ever-go-to-shop-for-tuna-and-it-says-dolphin-safe-and-you-look-at/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/louis-c-k-1150_bland_you-ever-go-to-shop-for-tuna-and-it-says_3209759.png) > [Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/dating-is-horrible-it-s-awful-i-don-t-get-it-it-s-like-you-re/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2e/louis-c-k-1150_awful_dating-is-horrible-it-s-awful-i-don-t-ge_1629559.jpg) > [Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/sometimes-i-just-want-to-tell-a-story-regardless-of-whether-it-fits/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b07/louis-c-k-1150_black_sometimes-i-just-want-to-tell-a-story-re_293339.jpg) > [When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-my-kids-were-younger-i-used-to-avoid-them-i-used-to-sit-on-the/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9e/louis-c-k-1150_father_when-my-kids-were-younger-i-used-to-avoi_728614.jpg) > [You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-could-drive-a-rental-car-until-you-don-t-want-it-just-get-out-of/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/louis-c-k-1150_broadway_you-could-drive-a-rental-car-until-you-d_1364830.jpg) > [I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-did-a-show-in-new-jersey-in-the-auditorium-of-a-technical-high/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f9/louis-c-k-1150_auditoriums_i-did-a-show-in-new-jersey-in-the-audito_322753.png) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Louis C. K > [Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/technically-i-ve-learned-that-having-good-legs-and-wind-is-good-for/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-i-m-past-any-window-where-i-m-suddenly-going-to-become/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-can-feel-how-an-audience-is-reacting-when-i-m-on-a-stage-but-when/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-need-to-develop-the-ability-to-just-be-yourself-and-not-be-doing/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-love-learning-i-think-learning-is-how-you-live-the-verb-of-my/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-woman-saying-yes-to-a-date-with-a-man-is-literally-insane-and-ill/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-take-my-kids-out-for-dinner-or-lunch-people-smile-at-us/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-had-a-jetpack-you-d-be-like-i-have-the-shittiest-jetpack-who-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-spend-enough-time-onscreen-looking-hangdog-and-depressed/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/louis-c-k/#itemlist", "name": "14 Want Quotes By Louis C. K", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Louis C. 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