--- title: "12 Want Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy" description: "12 Want quotes by Jeff Foxworthy. Plus more from Jeff Foxworthy and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d41/jeff-foxworthy-939_gary_talking-with-gary-busey-is-kinda-like-se_139028.jpg" --- > [Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/talking-with-gary-busey-is-kinda-like-sex-you-want-to-do-it-you-just/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d41/jeff-foxworthy-939_gary_talking-with-gary-busey-is-kinda-like-se_139028.jpg) > [My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/my-wife-is-like-you-finally-get-your-own-tv-show-you-can-have-any/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86a/jeff-foxworthy-939_brother_my-wife-is-like-you-finally-get-your-own_2759475.jpg) > [You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-wife-wants-to-stop-at-the-gas-station/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/jeff-foxworthy-939_budweiser_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-wife-want_106067.jpg) > [Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/please-don-t-get-me-wrong-here-i-m-not-making-fun-of-old-people-in/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ade/jeff-foxworthy-939_age_please-don-t-get-me-wrong-here-i-m-not-m_1450751.jpg) > [Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/thank-god-i-m-at-that-point-in-my-career-where-i-don-t-have-to-take/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c5/jeff-foxworthy-939_career_thank-god-i-m-at-that-point-in-my-career_883860.jpg) > [Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/between-new-york-and-la-there-s-200-million-people-that-aren-t-hip/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91f/jeff-foxworthy-939_new-york_between-new-york-and-la-there-s-200-mill_183301.jpg) > [You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-can-call-us-rednecks-if-you-want-we-re-not-offended-cause-we-know/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35a/jeff-foxworthy-939_causes_you-can-call-us-rednecks-if-you-want-we_2814934.jpg) > [I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-because-everybody-i-know-that-does/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/jeff-foxworthy-939_email_i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-becaus_497308.jpg) > [That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/that-s-just-something-instinctual-within-men-we-always-feel-like-we/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a1/jeff-foxworthy-939_break_that-s-just-something-instinctual-within_3150137.jpg) > [Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/because-criminals-know-that-when-they-see-a-house-with-2-foot-tall/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52c/jeff-foxworthy-939_break_because-criminals-know-that-when-they-se_371761.jpg) > [Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/country-music-is-about-new-love-and-it-s-about-old-love-it-s-about/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/jeff-foxworthy-939_backbone_country-music-is-about-new-love-and-it-s_2635129.jpg) > [Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/buying-a-used-rental-car-is-kind-of-like-going-to-a-house-of-ill/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c7/jeff-foxworthy-939_buying_buying-a-used-rental-car-is-kind-of-like_2643515.jpg) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Jeff Foxworthy > [If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/if-your-thighs-look-like-the-hood-of-a-white-toyota-minivan-after-a/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-had-to-perform-at-the-white-house-for-the-president-that-s-always/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-have-a-picture-of-johnny-cash-willie/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-high-school-basketball-game-got-rained/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/we-sing-about-god-because-we-believe-in-him-we-are-not-trying-to/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-watch-little-house-on-the-prairie-for/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/hell-when-i-was-in-high-school-a-drive-by-shooting-meant-somebody-had/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/we-probably-stagnate-our-children-s-emotional-growth-by-not-letting/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-taking-your-wife-on-a-cruise-means-circling/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-ve-gotten-to-the-point-i-won-t-even-watch-the-11-o-clock-news-you/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/look-at-where-jesus-went-to-pick-people-he-didn-t-go-to-the-colleges/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/what-i-hated-was-doing-what-somebody-in-la-thought-jeff-foxworthy/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/women-in-bed-are-like-diesel-engines-what-i-mean-by-that-is-it-may/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-getting-a-package-from-your-post-office/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) > [You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-wife-wants-to-stop-at-the-gas-station/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/jeff-foxworthy/#itemlist", "name": "12 Want Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. 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I don't want to give two or three more hours away.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeff Foxworthy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-because-everybody-i-know-that-does/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/jeff-foxworthy-939_email_i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-becaus_497308.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/jeff-foxworthy-939_email_i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-becaus_497308.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/jeff-foxworthy-939_email_i-refuse-to-this-day-to-do-e-mail-becaus_497308.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours…” — Jeff Foxworthy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's just something instinctual within men. 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