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title: "47 Want Quotes By George Carlin"
description: "47 Want quotes by George Carlin. Plus more from George Carlin and more Want sayings from other authors."
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> [And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-now-gay-people-want-to-get-married-haven-t-they-suffered-enough/)

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> [If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-churches-want-to-play-the-game-of-politics-let-them-pay-admission/)

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> [I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-would-never-want-to-be-a-member-of-a-group-whose-symbol-was-a-guy/)

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> [If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-want-to-get-rid-of-counterfeit-money-put-it-in-the-collection/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/even-in-a-fake-democracy-people-ought-to-get-what-they-want-once-in-a/)

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> [Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/conservatives-want-live-babies-so-they-can-train-them-to-be-dead/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-god-didn-t-want-you-to-masturbate-he-would-have-given-you-short/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/avoid-people-with-gold-teeth-who-want-to-play-cards/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [ I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. \[And\] I want to be known for what… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-believe-myself-to-be-a-worthwhile-and-inventive-performer-in-my-own/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-bloodiest-most-brutal-wars-fought-all-based-on-religious-hatred/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/why-do-they-bother-with-a-suicide-watch-when-someone-is-on-death-row/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-s-this-man-who-lives-in-the-sky-and-he-has-ten-things-he-doesn/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [ They \[the Reagan Administration\] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/they-the-reagan-administration-want-to-put-street-criminals-in-jail/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/like-on-the-airlines-they-say-they-want-to-pre-board-well-what-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/governments-don-t-want-a-population-capable-of-critical-thinking-they/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-golden-gate-bridge-should-have-a-long-bungee-cord-for-people-who/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [That's basically what the drive is: "I want to be famous, I want to be noticed, and I want to be approved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/that-s-basically-what-the-drive-is-i-want-to-be-famous-i-want-to-be/)

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> [The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-things-that-matter-in-this-country-have-been-reduced-in-choice/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [It's depressing to see blacks wanting to dive into the mainstream of American commercial life. They come from a magnificent African culture…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-s-depressing-to-see-blacks-wanting-to-dive-into-the-mainstream-of/)

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> [In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/in-restaurants-where-they-serve-frog-s-legs-what-do-they-do-with-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-very-existence-of-flamethrowers-proves-that-sometime-somewhere/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-try-not-to-see-new-comics-their-acts-or-their-films-part-of-that-is/)

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> [I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-myself-have-killed-six-people-all-random-all-undetected-no-way-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/once-you-leave-the-womb-conservatives-don-t-care-about-you-until-you/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/government-want-to-tell-you-things-you-can-t-say-because-they-re/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I like good ideas. I don't want just do something for it's own sake to bother people, but if I can bother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-like-good-ideas-i-don-t-want-just-do-something-for-it-s-own-sake-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I'm not in show business because I don't have to go to the meetings, I'm just not a part of it, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-not-in-show-business-because-i-don-t-have-to-go-to-the-meetings-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-noticed-that-all-the-prayers-i-used-to-offer-to-god-and-all-the/)

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> [The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god - that there's a man in the sky with 10 things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-two-big-mistakes-were-the-belief-in-a-sky-god-that-there-s-a-man/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-s-a-reason-education-sucks-and-it-s-the-same-reason-it-will/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/governments-don-t-want-a-population-capable-of-critical-thinking-they-2/)

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> [You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-what-they-want-they-want-obedient-workers-obedient-workers/)

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> [So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/so-i-want-to-thank-the-pentagon-the-soviet-union-and-the-military/)

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> [People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-get-all-upset-about-torture-but-when-you-get-right-down-to-it/)

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> [I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-people-should-be-allowed-to-do-anything-they-want-we-haven-t/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-always-tell-me-have-a-nice-day-well-what-if-i-don-t-want-to/)

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> [The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-very-existence-of-flame-throwers-proves-that-some-time-somewhere/)

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> [It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-ended-suddenly-for-brenda-more-slowly-for-me-my-runs-began-getting/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/my-money-buys-me-the-freedom-not-to-be-a-member-of-the-corporate/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/of-course-in-los-angeles-everything-is-based-on-driving-even-the/)

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## Other authors on Want

## More by George Carlin

> [I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-never-go-anywhere-or-do-anything-that-transports-me-outside-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/with-the-proper-training-i-could-ve-been-an-evil-genius/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/comedy-although-it-is-not-one-of-the-fine-arts-it-s-a-vulgar-art-it-s/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-completely-in-favor-of-the-separation-of-church-and-state-these/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tomorrow-is-another-day-not-true-today-is-another-day-we-have-no-idea/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-was-a-loner-as-a-child-i-had-an-imaginary-friend-i-didn-t-bother/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/kilometers-are-shorter-than-miles-save-gas-take-your-next-trip-in/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-guys-want-to-get-a-mom-tattoo-and-save-a-little-money-just-get/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-ve-built-up-so-much-speed-that-you-hit-70-after-that-it-s-a-day/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-ended-suddenly-for-brenda-more-slowly-for-me-my-runs-began-getting/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Is there another word for synonym?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/is-there-another-word-for-synonym/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-whole-idea-of-the-pursuit-of-goods-and-possessions-has-completely/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/these-days-many-politicians-are-demanding-change-just-like-homeless/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-the-good-part-about-all-those-executions-in-texas-fewer/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [What was the best thing before sliced bread?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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