--- title: "20 Want Quotes By Dylan Moran" description: "20 Want quotes by Dylan Moran. Plus more from Dylan Moran and more Want sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23e/dylan-moran-1716_comedy_i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just_880209.jpg" --- > [I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-stand-up-when-i-m-not/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23e/dylan-moran-1716_comedy_i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just_880209.jpg) > [I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-ll-work-for-whoever-wants-to-hire-me-even-the-jewelry-channel/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee4/dylan-moran-1716_hire_i-ll-work-for-whoever-wants-to-hire-me-e_2880699.jpg) > [I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-want-to-do-the-same-thing-over-and-over-again/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b99/dylan-moran-1716_plan_i-don-t-want-to-do-the-same-thing-over-a_657983.jpg) > [I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-know-what-i-want-but-i-know-that-i-want-it-now/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/280/dylan-moran-1716_funny_i-don-t-know-what-i-want-but-i-know-that_2394827.jpg) > [Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/women-are-like-canoes-full-of-soup-at-first-everyone-is-suspicious/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/dylan-moran-1716_feminism_women-are-like-canoes-full-of-soup-at-fi_2911398.jpg) > [I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-want-to-do-panel-games-or-adverts-i-really-like-challenges-i/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/dylan-moran-1716_art_i-don-t-want-to-do-panel-games-or-advert_278586.jpg) > [ I've always wanted to visit \[Washington\]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-ve-always-wanted-to-visit-washington-the-smithsonian-has-some/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/dylan-moran-1716_blues-music_i-ve-always-wanted-to-visit-washington-t_1791507.jpg) > [I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-would-never-really-analyse-what-i-do-i-leave-that-to-other-people-i/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/dylan-moran-1716_analyse_i-would-never-really-analyse-what-i-do-i_2738591.jpg) > [I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-get-a-phone-call-once-every-18-months-from-some-mad-person-who/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3f/dylan-moran-1716_careers_i-get-a-phone-call-once-every-18-months_1500161.jpg) > [I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-quite-a-compulsive-person-i-only-worked-this-out-recently-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d1/dylan-moran-1716_compulsive_i-m-quite-a-compulsive-person-i-only-wor_2854605.jpg) > [America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/america-is-this-incredible-mosaic-of-immigrants-so-people-really-want/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e77/dylan-moran-1716_america_america-is-this-incredible-mosaic-of-imm_1056391.jpg) > [I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-write-all-the-time-but-you-just-want-to-be-careful-what-you-put-out/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62c/dylan-moran-1716_be-careful_i-write-all-the-time-but-you-just-want-t_977372.jpg) > [Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/idioms-are-a-big-thing-in-ireland-they-want-to-fill-the-time-to-show/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f5/dylan-moran-1716_big-things_idioms-are-a-big-thing-in-ireland-they-w_1705661.jpg) > [People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/people-who-get-implants-it-s-so-depressing-you-know-people-i-don-t/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/580/dylan-moran-1716_attention_people-who-get-implants-it-s-so-depressi_3102999.jpg) > [Of course people are angry. Generation upon generation had jobs at steel mills or whatever - things were going on and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/of-course-people-are-angry-generation-upon-generation-had-jobs-at/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df6/dylan-moran-1716_angry_of-course-people-are-angry-generation-up_3165149.jpg) > [I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-never-thought-i-want-to-do-anything-really-except-not-go-to-work/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/939/dylan-moran-1716_canteen_i-never-thought-i-want-to-do-anything-re_1774410.jpg) > [I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive; in much the same way as some kids wanted to play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-wanted-to-show-off-a-simple-impulse-or-drive-in-much-the-same-way/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/114/dylan-moran-1716_complicated_i-wanted-to-show-off-a-simple-impulse-or_2190186.jpg) > [I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-do-think-it-s-perfectly-natural-and-human-to-want-to-invest-belief/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/615/dylan-moran-1716_belief_i-do-think-it-s-perfectly-natural-and-hu_1627713.jpg) > [It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/it-s-such-a-bullshit-move-transparently-so-it-s-obviously-supposed-to/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74f/dylan-moran-1716_britain_it-s-such-a-bullshit-move-transparently_3087298.jpg) > [Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/love-in-all-its-forms-is-very-difficult-to-express-it-changes/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c7/dylan-moran-1716_change_love-in-all-its-forms-is-very-difficult_2404872.jpg) ## Other authors on Want ## More by Dylan Moran > [“You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-should-be-alive-as-you-can-until-you-re-totally-dead/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/america-s-work-ethic-is-non-stop-it-s-not-even-enshrined-in-law-that/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-characters-can-t-be-wittier-than-people-are-in-real-life-they/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [ \[Adulthood feels like\] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/adulthood-feels-like-walking-around-in-the-desert-with-a-bag-over/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/don-t-do-it-stay-away-from-your-potential-you-ll-mess-it-up-it-s/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/if-you-re-talking-about-crowd-enthusiasm-it-varies-i-have-a-decent/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/there-are-two-types-of-wine-essentially-and-everybody-knows-this/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/go-and-lie-down-in-the-dark-for-hours-and-don-t-move-i-m-locking-the/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-suppose-the-best-comedy-shows-do-have-the-rock-n-roll-feeling-if-it/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/beer-must-be-made-by-food-companies-it-makes-you-wander-the-streets/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-sensible-thing-for-everyone-to-do-would-be-to-write-all-their-op/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-get-out-of-a-chair-when-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-think-i-still-get-something-from-the-original-broadcaster-but-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/people-do-need-a-social-license-to-go-ha-ha-ha-and-have-a-good-time/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-a-vegetarian-well-i-m-not-hardcore-because-i-eat-meat-but-only/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/want/dylan-moran/#itemlist", "name": "20 Want Quotes By Dylan Moran", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't do drugs. 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